Recent content by Snugglebear_foh

How do you deal with your employees telling their redneck cousins about your wily ways, giving your competitors a tip-off?

Eomer you tit, is your sig Robin Sparkles? She gonna rock your body "til Canada Day?

I think the concept of a gay alpha male would make my head explode. Overall, the problem with many of these theories (ladders, friend zone, whatever) is that they oversimplify. Sometimes odd things just happen. Sometimes Molly Ringwald realizes she loves Ducky... there"s your Pretty In Pink...

Why do you morons even worry about syphilis/chlamydia/gonorrhea. First of all, getting syphilis is like getting struck by lightning. Chlamydia/gonorrhea are curable. I think you should worry about herpes, or HIV, or even a deadly strain of HPV if you go down on her or kiss her too deeply that...

It"s a tough thing for a father to find out his daughter is a lying cheating slut. Get yourself checked for STDs though! And fuck all of those "friends" who let you go on with that whore cheating on you. If I am friends with a person, I will tell them their wife/girlfriend is a whore.

Excuse me, I would like to see Cuppycake naked. Is she the one who boinked her way into a job as a community manager?

This shit doesn"t compute, I thought being an asshole was how you got chicks. Aren"t you supposed to not care and she"ll break a nice guy"s heart then come running back to you? Just work on your tan brah.

No homo, but after my last barber retired I couldn"t find any male barber who could cut hair. So I started going to a salon. Bitches can cut some hair. They just don"t shave like the barbers do, but I can live without that.

I wanted to say something about a cheetah not bagging the gazelle 9 out of 10 times.

I hate when girls talk about the ex-whatevers and toss around the word "abusive" and, when pressed, it is always "emotional" abuse. You can"t just toss abusive out there because the connotation is physically or sexually abusive. If you are going to say he was mean to you (oh noes!), say...

I feel sorry for myself, because Grobbee"s kids are going to grow up and rob my feeble ass in 12 years. This is disgusting. I now understand why school teachers have it so hard, when they have to deal with children damaged by this sort of rubbish.

Are there not a lot of businesses that use a standardized system? I recall the hospital I used to live near used the Merck system which equated experience and skills training, in order to avoid lawsuits. It was a fair equitable way to calculate pay scales. Or so they claimed.

Eomer is actually a nice guy, he"s not some prick talking about sarging and negging girls and running THE GAME.

Post the PMs you filthy canuck. He might "call the cops" on her but we can walk the poor girl through it.

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