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You think all the "special" language people use here doesn't sound stupid to an outsider?

Very cloudy here. We're not going to see shit.

That's better than what I did with my chicken thighs. Let them sit in the fridge for a week and now I'm going to feed them to my Mom's barn cats. I need to remember that when chicken is on sale it's because it's about to reach its sell by date and needs to be cooked or frozen immediately.

We're working hard on it!

It's pretty hard to find anyone who even remembers WWII now. If you were 5 years old when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor you are in your late 80's now.

Was your pan smoking hot when you put the beef on?

I wouldn't. Probably got an infection. It's not hard to kill a chicken. Unless it's multiple birds then finding a chicken dead is just part of having chickens. She could have had a heart attack or whatever.

I didn't think I could have gotten shawed since I haven't been on the board in 3 days. I'd like to think I wouldn't have fallen for it if I wasn't up checking the heifers at 3 am. Also it was technically April 2nd. I'm actually smart guys!

I don't wear pants.

If you want to try it without buying the press first...

What are you going to do with them? I think 3d printers are really cool, but have never been able to find an actual use for them outside of fast prototyping mechanical parts for engineers.

When I used to go to Kansas City I thought Lamar's Donuts and Coffee were the best donuts anywhere. Haven't been for a long time though. Looked at their website and a dozen is $31 and if you want specialty donuts it's more so not a cheap option. I don't know if they used more fat in them...

Better yet, charge him by the month to keep looking.

As far as I can tell Netflix is the only streaming service that has cracked down on sharing. Both my girlfriend and sister are using my HBO Max account and my girlfriend uses my Paramount Plus and Peacock and I use her Hulu with no complaints so far.

I've always made burritos by heating the filling first and then rolling them and eating them. I recently noticed that if you are making them with refried beans it's easier to roll them with the contents cold and then warm up the whole burrito. Probably not a big secret but it took me a long...

I know someone who got a sawstop *after* she cut off half her right hand with a regular table saw. I wonder how common that is.

So are they supposed to somehow get them to the ground without using their body weight? Watching those I have a hard time imagining how the legal versions of those tackles would look.

I tried to do that for my grandmother when she was in the nursing home. She was often confused about what day of the week it was so I got her an LED screen that just showed "Sunday, March 24, 2024, 8:00 PM. I set it up and asked her if she could read it and she was like "Yeah I can read it...

My mom used to make chicken and dumplings with the older chickens that were too tough to fry. I think she just stewed the whole chicken and then made biscuit dough and dropped it in. I don't know if she thickened the broth or if the dumplings did it naturally. It was good though. Haven't had...

Literally about $2. Corn bread is even cheaper because there's less butter in it.

People are nasty shit back in the day. The Romans used a sauce called Garum like ketchup, and this is how you make it... Here's an article about hanging game birds which is still done, especially in England, and they do NOT gut them first. Sounds like it can go wrong pretty easily though...

Cube steaks are supposed to be cut up into chicken finger size and then dusted with flour and deep fried or pan fried. They're called "finger steaks" since you eat them with your hands and usually get dipped in ketchup or a mix of ketchup and pickle relish. They're actually pretty great.

Apparently letting birds hang was/is a common practice but maybe Blackthorne didn't know you are supposed to gut them first?

My uncle raised some meat rabbits once and my Grandma cooked them up like fried chicken. Cooked like that it tasted about like fried chicken too. My girlfriends kids have pet rabbits and I don't think I'd feel bad butchering them. They are the most worthless pets ever, they just sit in...

I happened to watch the pilot of Star Trek: The Next Generation the other night and thought that Patrick Stewart has looked like he was 65 years old since 1987. He was actually only 47 when the show started but already bald with all grey hair in back. He then looked exactly the same for the...

That's a bad day.

My trailer empire is now a 24 foot gooseneck cattle/stock trailer, a 20 foot gooseneck cattle/stock trailer, a 24 foot gooseneck flatbed, a 22 foot bumper hitch tilt car hauler, and now the 14 foot dump trailer. The dump trailer is replacing a 1981 dump truck that the hoist has gotten so weak...

Congratulations. Interested to hear how it's going.

To tackle now means you have to lift the player up and cradle them in your arms, then gently set them down on the turf, or better yet, carry them to their team's bench. You are not allowed to put any of your body weight on them at any point. New scoring records for everyone!

Got a new toy. I have a lot of gravel to haul this summer and I think this thing is going to make it a lot easier.

But will there be tits? And will they all weird and out of focus like last season? If that was what the non-male gaze looks like then I'm glad I'm male cause that shit was creepy and hard to jerk off to.

It's been so long now I don't know if I can even remember what was going on. 2 years between seasons sucks balls.

Jay Cutler is still the greatest quarterback in Bears history.

I have a neighbor who used to roll barn cats up like that in a piece of stove pipe to immobilize them while he castrated them.

Chickens gonna chicken. <insert Werner Herzog chicken video here>

Those look like somewhere between golf ball and tennis ball sized. Racquetball maybe?

Is that a piece of standalone software or part of some larger suite?

The only ones I've used that I like are Webers. There's probably something in between that's decent but I don't have experience with them. Ditto for the more expensive stuff. Can't go wrong with a Weber but I don't know if the heat-up time would be better than the char-broil or not. I always...

Cheap propane grills are pretty crappy. You will have wildly different temperatures on different parts of it. I have cooked on one a lot at my Mom's house and if you keep everything moving you can get shit cooked on it but I would never buy one. The only sub-$500 grill I would recommend is...