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  1. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    So where does Foles go? Jags? Browns? I can't imagine it working out well, but the guy will at least get a payday from someone.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yep, this is over :\
  3. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I desperately hope Pederson's half time speech is just a clip of the Jags at half time saying "This is what happens to us if you slow down for even a minute".
  4. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Obviously, I'm rooting for the Eagles. Obviously, I'm picking the Patriots. The Patriots can be beat, but it takes four quarters of constant pressure while not having their opponent make any turnovers. The odds are against that happening. (Also, totally not trying to reverse-jinx.)
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    It ate my post but posted it anyway. /Shrug
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    Black Panther (2018)

    I am so hopefully disinterested in this. ... as in I am not excited in the least for yet another Marvel Origin Movie where the Hero gets his powers / full powers unlocked, assembles a support team mostly by accident, and fights the evil version of himself, cut with questionable humor. But I'm...
  7. Wombat

    XFL

    I remember Hehateme, I remember Tommy Maddox, I remember some hubbub about Vince wanting his cheerleaders to date the players, and I remember snickering when the XFL was in the Schwarzenegger movie The 6th Day. That is the entirety of what I remember about the XFL.
  8. Wombat

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)

    None of the females have repeated between movies until now. And while the post-Woo movies have all merged in my head, this is weird because I thought 4 stated that Cruise and the gal from 3 were still married, despite their fake identities, and why Cruise didn't go after the gal from 5 (and now...
  9. Wombat

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I definitively hit "Too many instances" while I was raid mount farming this week. Maybe the cap is just removed for dungeons? Or dungeon finder is 'creating' the instances under someone else so it doesn't count against your cap?
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    2018 Oscars

    While I'm sure I would have made the same joke in the 90s about the Director of Dead Alive ever being nominated for an Oscar, the film with the most nominations is the Del Toro movie about fucking a Merman? Holy shit has Harvey torpedoed this awards season. But Logan for Adapted Screenplay...
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    XFL

    I thought there was already a league for people who couldn't cut it in the NFL - the CFL. While there's certainly an opening for more football - from Spring to late Summer - I can't see this getting any more traction than the Arena Leagues of the world already do. I admit I was too young to...
  12. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I realize you're a Boston sports team fan, but honestly: No, the only way we might root for you is if you were playing another Boston sports team.
  13. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    God dammit, I should have learned by now I can only harm myself with superpowers. All I can hope now is the Patriots destroy the Eagles so completely that Belichick retires (or ascends the Throne in Hell) on the spot and the Evil Empire crumbles from within as their entire coaching staff leaves...
  14. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Since the only thing that matters is the Patriots losing, and since my picks are basically guaranteed to be wrong, going Patriots /Eagles.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not sure if its been mentioned, but my personal biggest annoyance is they are actually enforcing the flags for WQs on Argus now - before if an alt hadn't gone through the Argus chain, a WQ wouldn't show up on the map, but if you got in the area it was still doable and LFG enabled. Now they don't...
  16. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    At least the Patriots are giving the Titans a whole half to put together their postgame loss speeches?
  17. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Eagles scored just enough to win this, congrats to them. I have a hard time seeing them win vs either team next week though.
  18. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Now this is tense.
  19. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Eagles D just isn't tired yet, give them time
  20. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    It was nice of the Falcons to let the Eagles briefly have a lead at home before they murdered them.
  21. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Atl over Phi - Any defense will get tired from endless three and outs. NE over Ten - NE has been stunned in the early rounds before. But thanks ESPN for giving them a fake chip on their shoulder. Pit over Jax - Pit plays down to the level of their opponent, and Jax won this matchup already. Pit...
  22. Wombat

    The Animated GIF Thread

    The writing's Cyrillic, there's some dense snow turned to ice on the car, and she does it intentionally, so I would guess she's in some near-Siberian region where the gas pump handles freeze and lock, and that's the common hack to thaw them out... which is fine unless there's frozen gasoline on...
  23. Wombat

    75th Golden Globe Awards

    Lolz I'm not watching this. But this does make me realize: What's even the Oscar-bait movies this year? I realize I have no clue, and I'm not sure if it's just I've given up all pretense of caring or if Harvey burning Weinstein to the ground has totally fucked the award season dynamic (+real...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Is literally anyone on Earth excited for the AFC games next week? Now the NFC is a different story. I've heard people theorize that the Eagles are about to switch to Jay Ajayi mode, but I'm doubtful they can score enough to top the Falcons. And while I think the Saints are the best team in the...
  25. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Are the Rams aware there is a game clock?
  26. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Injuries are demolishing the favorites today. Let's hope it holds true for next week.
  27. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    So one of the two games the Patriots (likely) have before the SB are these Titans. Come on NFC.
  28. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    We not doing picks? As wild a year it has been for most teams, the Patriots are a Chiefs Offense Exposed and an Antonio Brown-as-decoy away from the Super Bowl, yet again. While I think the NFC has defensive teams that could beat the Patriots on any given Sunday, I won't bet on any of them in...
  29. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    The Patriots are the clear favorite this year.... But next year they have an over-40 QB, no succession plan, and their coaching staff looks like it will be completely raided. I have no idea if anything in that article is accurate or not, but if Darth Bill wanted to get back at his QB/Owner who...
  30. Wombat

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I thought it was widely reported that Vader showed up on the beach and murders anyone still left alive, but they slow him down enough to transmit/fly out the plans before they buy it.
  31. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    As much as the Jags/ Titans / Bills fans deserve to see a playoff game again, I can't see any of them as serious threats to NE and would prefer the Ravens were still in it.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Is it meanspirited or just desserts to hope that the Packers injure enough Vikings to ruin their playoff chances? Because an O lineman on a cart should only be the start.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    With the rate Chicago is losing lineman, will they be the team to give the Browns their Christmas miracle win?
  34. Wombat

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Question for you: Is the lack of payoff on Snoke and Rey's parents bad in itself, or is it just that the audience hung onto those points as the only new thing TFA brought to the table?
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    Black Panther (2018)

    That japanese trailer makes me feel sorry for the advertising people tasked with trying to sell a mainly black-cast movie to Asia. Hell, that trailer doesn't have a black person's face in it until 29 seconds in (the bad guy, of course). Edit: and let's not be revisionist - Thor 2, Iron Man 3...
  36. Wombat

    HAPPY!

    One one hand, I love me some Grant Morrison - The Invisibles was probably the most underrated comic of the 90s. On the other hand, this seems like Morrison thought "Man, they should make a Preacher tv series", with angels and devils being real, graphic violence, and everyone important being...
  37. Wombat

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

    Holy crap this movie will be terrible. There's about zero chance the volcano blowing up will be anything other than the end action scene of the movie, and any time a trailer (much less the first trailer) spoils almost the entirety of the climax, the movie is dogshit.
  38. Wombat

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Did the owners have a bet going? First one to have to fire someone buys everyone Jaguars (the car, not the team) for Christmas? And now the Giants have to pay up? That said, the floodgates should be opening wide - the sooner the old regime is out and you can start interviewing new people, the...
  39. Wombat

    Plinkett, Half in The Bag and other web movie reviews

    I thought they were just riffing on how drunk they were for their Halloween BOTW, but no, they appear to be legitimately drunk as fuck. And as someone who was alive in Milwaukee at the time of the copyright, no one I had ever met talked like that, outside of parodying Minnesotans. I have to...