Ha, I missed that. Good Easter egg=P
Hate post continues, even though I got a scathing neg from Ubber Ubberist for the first one. Now I hope after Wake spikes Tom Brady's baby that Uber slips in the viscera and ends up a double retard.
I hope San Diego beats Oakland 87-0, because the most hateful thing I can imagine wishing on anyone is another year of Norval and Philip Rivers shitting on the entire SD fanbase's hearts. Fuck your sunshine and hot bitches, Adam.
I hope that after Larry Fitzgerald gets hung out to dry for the 5th time he goes apeshit and beats whatever hobo the Cards have dragged off the street to throw him the ball to death. Then while SF is running up the score Kaeperdick gets superAIDS from the hobo blood, because he'll pass it on to Alex Smith when he fucks him again that night and that fuckhead fanbase will have zero QB's. Fucking Pats Fans 2.0 up in here, crazy how the team has a couple good seasons and suddenly half the people here are from fucking Lombard street all of the sudden. Eat a gorilla dick.
I hope Sam Bradford stays healthy and gets all 4047309million dollars of his contract. And I hope the CenturyLink field(seriously?) stands collapse and kill all the retarded 12th men. Though I'm cool with the team being healthy, hopefully one of the DB's will roid rage in the playoffs and tap dance on Frank Gore's knee.
I hope Minnesota doesn't even suit up anyone but the center and AP and they just direct snap to him 70 times and he runs for 1300 yards and steps on Clay Matthew's steroid shriveled scrotum and pops it like a zit. But that's the only injury I want him to directly inflict. I want Aaron Rogers to blow out both rotator cuffs doing some faggoty douchebag celebration. And the rest of the Packers die to a locker room gas leak except Rogers himself, who takes his own life in despair.
I want Brady Quinn to drop 60 on Denver after the Broncos receivers drop 20 passes and in the middle of one of Peypey's red-faced fetusheaded tirades his neck just blows out like a fuckin' pinata. After the game they'll find the KKK Grand Wizard uniform in his locker and finally understand why he refuses to throw to more than one black dude per season.
And finally, Demarcus Ware gets a 35 yard head start and Golberg spears his way entirely through RG3s torso, as RG3 scores the game winning TD to knock Dallas out of playoff contention. This causes Shanahan to finally rage so hard he finishes his inevitable transition in to an actual eggplant, followed by an obscure rule eliminating the Redskins from the playoffs because all vegetable wins must be vacated. Pete Rozelle fucking hated salad. Also Tony Romo gets deported, Jerry Jones becomes immortal and signs Garrett to a lifetime contract, Miles Austin dies in a fight with Sigourny Weaver in an exosuit, Jason Witten's spleen finally finishes rupturing after he overestimates his ability to take dicks and Dez fucks him to death, also Dez finishes murdering his mother and goes to jail. Also Elurin eats some bad shrimp or something and gets the shits real bad for awhile.
Oh shit, I forgot a game. The lake in Cleveland catches on fire and finally burns that cesspool to ashes once and for all. The Ben gets chemically castrated. Mendenhall passes his Al Qaeda initiation and moves to Afghanistan where he's immediately killed by Seal Team Six. Mike Wallace stops being a cunt. Brandon Weeden breaks both hips getting out of the shower.
After the Redskins get eliminated BTW the Bears have to fill in, Catler Cats his way to a SB victory over NE on a last second clutch touchdown to Michael Bush. Gisele, having recovered from the Cameron Wake punch, blames the loss on Wes Welker.
edit: It's a shame really, if Brady played he'd save the game with his elite tackling skills.
