2012 NFL Season

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jooka

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bringing your cat to the show isn't a good thing.


PS quit over feeding her/him.
 

Itlan

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I was going to say how fat your fucking cat is, but apparently it wasn't a unique idea.

Whatever, that's a fat fucking cat man. Does it shit like a human?

Eagles are fucking terrible. Bengals do not look good at all, all of those turnovers were barely forced. How the fuck did the Giants lose to this team?
 

Rengak

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So Cutler has another knee injury

Jay Cutler has a sprained MCL

also, this gif is hilarious

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http://deadspin.com/5968353/marvin-m...ium=socialflow

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Grimmlokk

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Fuck yeah Bengals D. If those cocksuckers are going to win at least they helped my FF team out.

I feel like you can't go wrong starting any D against KC, Philly, or Arizona.
 

Convo

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I have no idea how Reid has lasted this long into the season. He's still probably a good coach, but he lost that team a long, long time ago. Probably after McNabb left.
It's never been the same since Jim Johnson died. He was a great coach and the D would come up big for us when he made stupid calls on the offense.
 
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On RGIII:

Rob Parker: "But my question, which is just a straight, honest question, is: Is he a brother or is he a cornball brother?"

Cari Champion: "What does that mean?"

Skip Bayless: "Explain that."

Parker: "He's not real. OK, he's black, he kind of does the thing,but he's not really down with the cause. He's not one of us. He's kind of black but he's not really, like, the guy you want to hang out with because he's off to something else.

Champion: "Why is that your question?"

Parker: "Well because that's just how I want to find out about him. I don't know because I keep hearing these things.We all know he has a white fianc?e. There was all this talk about how he's a Republican, which, I don't really care, there's no information at all. I'm just trying to dig deeper into why he has an issue. Because we did find out with Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods was like, I've got black skin but don't call me black."



^ this actually happened
 

Itlan

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On RGIII:

Rob Parker: "But my question, which is just a straight, honest question, is: Is he a brother or is he a cornball brother?"

Cari Champion: "What does that mean?"

Skip Bayless: "Explain that."

Parker: "He's not real. OK, he's black, he kind of does the thing,but he's not really down with the cause. He's not one of us. He's kind of black but he's not really, like, the guy you want to hang out with because he's off to something else.

Champion: "Why is that your question?"

Parker: "Well because that's just how I want to find out about him. I don't know because I keep hearing these things.We all know he has a white fianc?e. There was all this talk about how he's a Republican, which, I don't really care, there's no information at all. I'm just trying to dig deeper into why he has an issue. Because we did find out with Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods was like, I've got black skin but don't call me black."



^ this actually happened
Lmfao I thought Stephen A. Smith was going to walk off the show, honestly. He was so pissed it even went there, and he's right. WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SPORTS?

Oh, then Skip mentioned RGIII has braids, so Rob Parker said "he's a brotha." Dumbest fucking thing I've ever witnessed, it was awe-inspiring. Cathan, you should really apply to ESPN as an analyst, I think you'd do really well.
 

Asshat Brando

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Cutler is still expected to play with the knee issue. Only question is if this means he'll get sacked 7 times again since he may not be as mobile. With the injuries the Bears are dealing with I'll be amazed if we keep this close. The Pack will sit 2 or 3 guys on Marshall and so far we've shown we can't do shit other than still throw it his way which will result in an INT or 2.
 

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I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to figure out what a "cornball" brother is and I have no idea.

Rob Parker is epic retarded. How the hell he ever got on TV to begin with is mind blowing. He will not be missed.
 

Grimmlokk

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I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to figure out what a "cornball" brother is and I have no idea.
It's a sambo, shucking and jiving for the man. At least that's the implication. Since RGII isn't a militant black panther he's a stepin fetchit. It's fucking stupid.
 

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Lol good for Foster. He's a great guy to listen to in an interview. More players need to come out and mock that retard.