2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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Gravel

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I don't get that article. It says he shot a guy in the face, and the guy lost an eye, but that he settled. Ok, so he settled on the civil side, but how was he not facing any criminal charges for SHOOTING SOMEONE IN THE FACE?!
 

1987

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He called Dick Cheney. I'm assuming the shootee will apologize on national television shortly.
 

Sutekh

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Seems he likes Florida, perhaps the Dolphins will pick him up when he's booted off the Patriots.
 

fanaskin

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http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/06/2...investigation/

BOSTON (CBS) - New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has hired an attorney and is no longer speaking to police in connection with a homicide.

The body of 27-year-old Odin Lloyd of Dorchester was found Monday in a field in North Attleboro, about half-a-mile from the luxurious home of Hernandez. He had been shot in the head.

Lloyd was driving an SUV that had been rented in the name of Hernandez. He was dating a woman who is the sister of Hernandez's fiancee.

At first, Hernandez was cooperating with investigators, but now, he has hired the Boston law firm of Ropes and Gray and, apparently, they have advised Hernandez to keep quiet.
 

fanaskin

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I never read the before the guy that died was dating his soon to be sister in law, and the car the deceased was using was rented to Hernandez. I thought that was new.
 
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Beyond that info - it's now known that the decedent, Hernandez, and 2 other individuals drove that SUV to a bar. They left the bar together, and everyone but the decedent arrived safe and sound back @ Hernandez' home.
 

Louis

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Beyond that info - it's now known that the deceased, Hernandez, and 2 other individuals drove that SUV to a bar. They left the bar together, and everyone but the decedent arrived safe and sound back @ Hernandez' home.
ahhhh hahaha, sounds like he's fucked.

With this happening and Gronk having back surgery, it's a good thing they signed that TE from the jets.
 
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Giants! Ballard, I'm hoping he plays the blocking game well.

Also, I must say I'm extremely angry on Kraft's behalf. He just decided this guy was worth investing serious money into, and this motherfucker can't keep himself out of trouble.

I don't care that your boys are from Connecticut & closeby and they wanna hang out and act like fools, you are a professional. Fucking dirt bag.
 

Louis

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Giants! Ballard, I'm hoping he plays the blocking game well.

Also, I must say I'm extremely angry on Kraft's behalf. He just decided this guy was worth investing serious money into, and this motherfucker can't keep himself out of trouble.

I don't care that your boys are from Connecticut & closeby and they wanna hang out and act like fools, you are a professional. Fucking dirt bag.
I was referring to Timmy :c
 

Ambiturner

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Giants! Ballard, I'm hoping he plays the blocking game well.

Also, I must say I'm extremely angry on Kraft's behalf. He just decided this guy was worth investing serious money into, and this motherfucker can't keep himself out of trouble.

I don't care that your boys are from Connecticut & closeby and they wanna hang out and act like fools, you are a professional. Fucking dirt bag.
Come on, man. He's a real good person off the field except for whole shooting everyone in the face thing.
 

fanaskin

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Shot a man in the face AND destroyed his eye, how much do you think they settled out of court for?

It's starting to look really bad for hernandez, guy on the radio said the police said hernandez scrubbed down his house the day before the police visit, and they where all seen driving home from a public place in the rented car together, the night he died.