2013 NFL Offseason and Draft
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Alex
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Burnem Wizfyre
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OJ Simpson left more evidence than Hernandez (thus far) and that worked out for him.
Burnem Wizfyre
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Cybsled
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My guess on what happened: dead guy was going to blackmail Hernandez on some drug thing. Hernandez has gang banger pals kill him. He tries to nuke evidence.
Or...
Pals kill dude and Hernandez tries to cover for them.
In either case, he's in deep shit. Not even Tebow will be able to save him.
Or...
Pals kill dude and Hernandez tries to cover for them.
In either case, he's in deep shit. Not even Tebow will be able to save him.
Ambiturner
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How the hell it's a dead guy supposed to blackmail someone? Either way I'd go with the third option: He shot the dude in the face
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Grimmlokk
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Yeah, poor guy keeps hiring people that are scumbags, I'm super angry for him as well. Who would have thought a team full of cheaters, roidheads, and wifebeaters would have trouble with their cholo tight end!?
bro hiring for 390k on a 1 year deal is different than signing a guy to a 5 year deal with a 12.5m signing bonus.
if hernandez goes to prison, let's say starting tomorrow through his trial through his sentence. He still has Kraft's 12.5 mill.
Grimmlokk
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I agree, it IS hilarious and righteous at the same time. Hilarighteous.
Suck my portmanteau.
Cybsled
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I imagine a NFL contract probably has some clause where if you murder/rape/commit some other major felony, the owners can null the contract ;P Seems like a sensible thing, since many pro athlete contracts already have provisions that require said athlete not engage in certain activities.
i hope not.. he's only 23 and he'll need about 12.5 mill worth of smokes to barter his way out of danger in prison for the next 75 years.
Sterling
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Nah it's cool. He can make like 2 dollars a day or whatever washing dishes in prison.
Ambiturner
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So how'd he stop the dead guy from blackmailing him? Seems like he'd be unstoppable at that point