2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Cybsled

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
17,086
13,608
It will be hard to find 12 people who don't hate the Patriots, Hernandez is screwed if it goes to trial.
Trial will be in Mass...we love the Pats plenty here. However, we don't like gangs from CT (typically because they steal cars and shit then drive down to Hartford).
 

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
14,665
7,482
Colin Kaepernick threw the first pitch at the Giants game last night. Clocked in at 87 mph. He needs to work on that control though!

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Gravy

Bronze Squire
4,918
454
He was probably trying to avoid accidentally plunking the dumb cunt standing behind the catcher.
 

Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
12,190
133
He should switch sports, he won't blow out his knee in the first half of the season in baseball. Plus look at the break on that thing.
 

Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
11,041
794
Were you guys seriously lucky enough to miss all the media circle jerks over how he turned down multiple NCAA baseball scholarship offers and also turned down a major league deal as a pitcher to play football at the only school that wanted him?
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
43,737
52,284
Props to him for recognizing that baseball is a godawful piece of shit that isn't even really a sport.
 

Jozu

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
6,984
6,295
Love how everyone wants Kap to get hurt because he is good.

You guys will all be sucking dick when he wins the MVP though!
 

Gankak

Vyemm Raider
4,039
2,784
Love how everyone wants Kap to get hurt because he is good.

You guys will all be sucking dick when he wins the MVP though!
We pretty much want him to get hurt so we can shit on you further. Has zero to do with him being good.
 

Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
12,190
133
We pretty much want him to get hurt so we can shit on you further. Has zero to do with him being good.
Yeah he seems like a pretty righteous dude, we only wish horrible injury on him for how it will effect all the brand new Niners fans who appeared in the last two years. Golden Gate jumper traffic will rise precipitously.
 

jooka

marco esquandolas
<Bronze Donator>
14,858
6,391
Considering the position the 49'ers WR are in currently. No one needs wish anything.
 

Jozu

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
6,984
6,295
Hey, fuck you man. Been a Niner fan for a long time.

And why is Boldin all of the sudden discounted? Yeah he is like 33 but he was a fucking bear last year in the playoffs and continues to make big plays. Vernon Davis also didnt die or anything so he should also continue to be one of the better TE options in the league.

Quinton Patton might surprise people as well.
 

Drakurii

Golden Baron of the Realm
14,845
47,882
Colin Kaepernick threw the first pitch at the Giants game last night. Clocked in at 87 mph. He needs to work on that control though!

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It's called leading the receiver, had Randy Moss been the catcher he would have let the ball go.
 

Ambiturner

Ssraeszha Raider
16,043
19,530
Love how everyone wants Kap to get hurt because he is good.

You guys will all be sucking dick when he wins the MVP though!
That shit's funny right there. With all the influx of running qb's defenses are going to be way more prepared this season vs last.