2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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Loser Araysar

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Jake Long on Chicago would be amazing, not sure if they can bear that $13M/year salary though.
 

Disp_sl

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I know he was hurt a bit, but I thought the general consensus is Jake Long was pretty much shit the last 2 seasons?
 

Loser Araysar

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I'd be shocked if Jake got that much. 10M should be more than enough to land him.
Thought I read somewhere that Miami was paying him 13M a year, went back and rechecked and its 11M. He's 27, in his prime and has shown consistency for the past 4 years. I doubt he'd take a paycut and go down to 10M. There's a serious dearth of offensive linemen these days.
 

Agenor

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I know he was hurt a bit, but I thought the general consensus is Jake Long was pretty much shit the last 2 seasons?
He was. He is still very good at pass protection though. His run blocking which was his biggest asset when we drafted him, was just not there at allthe past 2 seasons.
 

Alex

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I figured most of the Bengals FA would be spent on re-signing their own players. Locked up Robert Geathers today. That brings back all of the front seven we had from last year. Fuck yeah.
 

Loser Araysar

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Steven Jackson possibly going to the Packers.
 

Disp_sl

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Ravens deal Boldin for dirt to save cap space so they can resign some of their FA's. Lose every important FA the following day.
 

Famm

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Still waiting for Ed Reed and McKinnie. Honestly, if we were able to get a vet and still reasonably young LT out of all this it would probably still be a net gain.
 

Muurloen

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I'm just glad that the Texans finally cut the umbilical cord with Kevin Walter. A non-story at the national level, but here in Houston, its finally a step in the in right direction of trying to find a #2 behind Andre and hopefully step up to a #1 WR status once Johnson retires.
 

Gilgamel

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Delanie Walker as Cook's replacement is excellent. He's just as fast and he actually blocks people. If we sign Levitre and a safety I will be happy with the Titans offseason.

CJ might actually have holes to run through.
 

Itlan

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I remember Delanie Walker being a fucking problem for the Giants, mainly because they're terrible against tight ends for... as long as I can fucking remember.
 

Famm

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Oh, yeah, Ravens have Cary Williams up in the air too.

Gonzalez officially back to Atlanta. Trying to pull a Ray Lewis. Dude's 37!
 

Loser Araysar

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Oh, yeah, Ravens have Cary Williams up in the air too.

Gonzalez officially back to Atlanta. Trying to pull a Ray Lewis. Dude's 37!
Hes trying to murder someone in the off season?

That's awful.
 

Loser Araysar

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man I didn't even realize the Ray Lewis murder happened in Atlanta
 

Famm

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Bushrod to the Bears. Forget Jake long, that's a damn fucking good acquisition. Faggot.