2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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Bushrod is a great acquisition. Reunites him with his former o-line coach at the Saints
 

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I can already see at least a 11 - 5 record for the Chicago Bears. Jay Cutler with 4500 yds and 25 tds
 

Gravy

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Edit: Cook looks to be next, Fasano to Chiefs.
Jesus fucking tits, Yahoo is all fucked up. The headline read 'QB Fasano'. Anyway, they signed Fasano and Chase Daniel (wtf?). By the way, when I clicked the link to Daniel's stat page, I got Chase Daniel safety from Alabama. Site is run by illiterate monkeys.
 

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Did you check if they got the Jay Cutler stat page right?
 

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Sounds about right. Pro Bowl 2014 here we come!
 

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Bushrod deal was 5 years, $36M. Bennett deal was 4 years, probably 22M
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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I can already see at least a 11 - 5 record for the Chicago Bears. Jay Cutler with 4500 yds and 25 tds 18 ints and boy I sure hope he plays like its 2008 because he has only thrown for more then 4k yards once in his career
FTFY, you are more delusional than Romo fans.
 

Disp_sl

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Bushrod deal was 5 years, $36M.
Good deal for the Bears. Should help solve their pass protection problems at a very reasonable price.

3. Jermon Bushrod, Offensive Tackle

He allowed only four sacks in 2012, which is decent for a tackle, but his 58 total pressures allowed was the second-most among his peers. He at least is a good run blocker and was penalized only six times on his 1130 snaps, which made him worth a bit more than the veteran minimum, but he was worth nowhere near $6.9 million.

2012 Cap Hit: $6.9m
2012 Performance Based Value: $2.0m
Value Differential: -$4.9m
 

Famm

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So we signed 30 y/o DT Chris Canty from the Giants. Hopefully on the cheap, bring him in to compete and provide depth, still likely going after D line guys in the draft too, possibly even first round.

EDIT: $8 million over three years, with $2.8 million guaranteed.
 

Genjiro

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Hah.. Mike Wallace, seeya. Good luck putting up those numbers with a shit QB. Lolphins letting BM go to do this 1yr later makes all kinds of sense.

Jeff Ireland is so bad I lack the words to describe it. If Long is let go this kid gets killed now, and it will make his failure complete /vader.
 

Genjiro

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And this is from a Steelers site, but they have their methodology included in breaking down the best receivers of all-time.

http://www.steelcitystats.com/the-be...s-greats-fare/

Ya we know Rice is the best, but its interesting to see at the end who graded out at #2.....something I had gotten shit about saying before on foh
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We feel we must comment on Sterling Sharpe. Before even running these statistics, we always suspected that if you removed the total career numbers from the equation that Sharpe would be a sure-fire Hall of Famer. Unfortunately, his career was cut tragically short following a neck injury suffered during the 1994 season, a season in which he had a stat line of 94-1119-18. He was dominant and would have been in the discussion with Rice, we suspect, had he turned in a long career. Sharpe only played from 1988 - 1994 and was forced to retire at age 29, which is a relatively brief career for a star receiver. He was so good in his brief career that we feel it's a travesty that he's not in the Hall of Fame. For every year that Sharpe and Branch are kept out of the Hall, a corresponding modicum of respect is lost for that institution.
 

Itlan

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So we signed 30 y/o DT Chris Canty from the Giants. Hopefully on the cheap, bring him in to compete and provide depth, still likely going after D line guys in the draft too, possibly even first round.

EDIT: $8 million over three years, with $2.8 million guaranteed.
He'll fill Kruger's role, I would think. He was a DE in 3-4, DT in 4-3. If he's healthy, he's still a very good player.
 

Famm

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He'll fill Kruger's role, I would think. He was a DE in 3-4, DT in 4-3. If he's healthy, he's still a very good player.
Yeah barring future injury he should be productive still for at least two years of that contract. Not a bad price. Lots of people want to see Ngata moved to nose as a result, and like you said hopefully can match Kruger's pass rushing at a much lower price than the Browns ended up paying him. Kruger really was used mainly situationaly here, I still anticipate another end taken in the draft.
 

Tea_sl

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I figured most of the Bengals FA would be spent on re-signing their own players. Locked up Robert Geathers today. That brings back all of the front seven we had from last year. Fuck yeah.
I'd be excited for them to resign anyone on the line except for Geathers, who has been very underwhelming. His production could be had for league minimum, and even an average pass rusher and competent blocker would add so much to what's already there.