2013 NFL Season

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Araysar

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I love watching the Cowboys play. They are a perfectly devised three-hour sports comedy every week. They're completely and utterly harmless. I can watch them play and know that, even when they appear to be mildly threatening, they will end up collapsing and bursting into flames at some point because, thanks to the Double J's inept personnel management, they are so fundamentally broken. They have no chance, and I don't think that Jerry really gives a shit anyway. Jerry's real passion is his stadium and his new fuckbus, and the Cowboys are the little museum diorama that he walks by every so often to dust off. Even when he does his weekly "Jerry says something stupid" bit with the media now, it feels like he's doing it strictly as a staged exercise. He is on Crazy Old Man Autopilot.
 
Burnem Wizfyre

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jooka_sl said:
so what you are saying is they played like shit because there wasn't 5 minutes on the clock?



they didnt prevent shit blah blah blah
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Less then 2 minutes in the game they needed two TD's to win, scoring a TD with less than 30 seconds to go down by 12 meant fuck all, its trash time.
 
jooka

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yup, meant shit since you managed to recover the onside kick. ....



I stand by both teams played like shit.
 
jooka

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Maybe you are missing the bigger point, the Giants gave you the ball 6 more times than you would have had, yet still had a chance no matter how small in the end.


both teams played like shit.
 
Burnem Wizfyre

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jooka_sl said:
Maybe you are missing the bigger point, the Giants gave you the ball 6 more times than you would have had, yet still had a chance no matter how small in the end.


both teams played like shit.
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I am completely aware of that, the Offense should have put up more points due to those turnovers, Romo didn't have a great game but a decent one but lets not pretend like that last TD was anything but a fucking garbage time TD.
 
jooka

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Garbage time for who? Stupid people? Think the Giants were gonna give up?


clearly you and the Cowboy Coaches did ....
 
Jozu

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Niners bitches. ALl you Kaepernick haters can blow dick. League MVP.
 
Araysar

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Jozu_sl said:
Niners bitches. ALl you Kaepernick haters can blow dick. League MVP.
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Genjiro

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Ill for once agree with Araysar.

Manning will be mvp this year and do all kinds of dirty things to records.
 
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BurnemWizfyre_sl said:
I am completely aware of that, the Offense should have put up more points due to those turnovers, Romo didn't have a great game but a decent one but lets not pretend like that last TD was anything but a fucking garbage time TD.
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There's no way you can look at how the Cowboys played today and be optimistic about their season. Cowboys didn't win because they capitalized on mistakes and held theirs to a minimum. Cowboys won because they fucked up just a little less than the Giants. The wife and I both thought the game was a joke we expected to hear some Benny Hill music on half those replays.
 
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good games this weekend.

Looks like the Bills aren't dead.

Also the 49ers & Broncos are clearly far and away the best teams.
 
McCheese

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After watching that abortion of a game last night, I feel a lot more confident that the Skins can win the division again.
 
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Tananthalas_sl said:
There's no way you can look at how the Cowboys played today and be optimistic about their season. Cowboys didn't win because they capitalized on mistakes and held theirs to a minimum. Cowboys won because they fucked up just a little less than the Giants. The wife and I both thought the game was a joke we expected to hear some Benny Hill music on half those replays.
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Happens all the time. A win is a win regardless of the turnover ratio or how ugly it was. Seahawks barely beat the Panthers. Pats barely beat the Bills. Colts barely beat the Raiders. I guess all three of those teams are going to have a shitty season because they didn't win a blow out against a much inferior opponent?

Cowboys have been on the other end of outplaying your opponent but finding ways to lose for the last couple of years. No reason for them to feel bad about a win
 
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Azeth_sl said:
Also the 49ers & Broncos are clearly far and away the best teams.
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It is only Week 1 of course. We'll say this about a couple of other teams before it's all said and done, although they are who I would pick to play in the Super Bowl.
 
Araysar

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McCheese_sl said:
After watching that abortion of a game last night, I feel a lot more confident that the Skins can win the division again.
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Even Skins fans with their broken quarterback are now inspired by hope. What a world we live in.
 
Joeboo

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I think the NFC is going to come down to who has home-field advantage. Green Bay beats San Fran if they play in Green Bay. Those two teams are close enough that where they play is probably the only difference between them.
 
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