2013 NFL Season

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Famm

Famm

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Why are you apologizing to a division rival fan you fucking pussy? Fuck that shit you worthless waste of oxygen. I should come shit down your Midwestern BBQ eating throat while you sleep then rape your mother, sister and wife in their assholes.

And don't even try to respond back at me, remember I have a higher post count than you.
 
Alex

Alex

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49ers fan goes balls out on betting on the Bengals-Ravens game this weekend.

I put $65k on the Niners to cover and parlayed it with the Bengals

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Ambiturner

Ambiturner

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BrutulTM_sl said:
Does anyone else think the Incognito thing is a little overblown? I feel like people probably say fucked up shit in the locker room all the time and it's all in good fun. He made the mistake of putting it someplace where it was recorded and Martin is a bitch so he showed it out of context and everybody has to get up in arms about it. I've seen Any Given Sunday, all kinds of shit goes down in the locker room. Hell I have heard worse stuff than that in a high school locker room.
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It's just you. Hazing is things like carrying the veteran's bags. Threatening someone's life and their family is not going to fly.

The NFL isn't a sovereign land with no rules. They have to follow the law too
 
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Tea_sl

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I want to see what the Bengals defense looks like because it's not going to be the same. I highly suspect that the Bengals are going to be playing a 4-3 hybrid with 3 DEs for a significant chuck of downs. It's the only way the secondary holds up. Typically teams double Atkins on passing downs and Peko on run downs, so the question is if a second stringer DE can come in and demand a double on passing situations. The best prospect is probably Hunt for his ridiculous power, but it comes with the caveat of a tremendous experience gap.

The upside is that Dalton doesn't usually throw back to back stinkers, and I think Baltimore will struggle to limit the Cincy offense. The question really is going to be how reliably the Bengals get pressure because Newman, Jones, and the corpse of Crocker are not the most daunting cover guys.

I think the Bengals have the edge, but there are a shitload of questions to answer.
 
Dioblaire

Dioblaire

And now my Watch has ended...
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Gravy_sl said:
I truly do apologize, then. No one should be unjustly considered a Raiders fan. I also look forward to the ass stomping Denver will be providing in two weeks.

I really do hope the game is close, though. If Manning is on his game, we're fucked. But if our defense can shake him early, we've got a shot.
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Yeah, Chiefs D scares me a bit. I stand by my statement I have made that Denver and KC will split the wins. The only way Denver loses the first game is if Manning has a terribad game/Chiefs D dominates.
 
Gravy

Gravy

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I just saw a ridiculous stat. Currently, the Chiefs have the #1 playoff seed, and Bronco's are #5. That's right, a 7-1 team at #5. Oh well, it's way too early for that shit, anyway.

For giggles:

AFC Seed ranks:
Chiefs
Patriots
Colts
Bengals
Broncos
Jets

NFC Seed ranks:
Seahawks
Saints
Lions
Cowboys
49ers
Panthers

I expect these to change drastically.
 
Alex

Alex

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Tea_sl said:
I want to see what the Bengals defense looks like because it's not going to be the same. I highly suspect that the Bengals are going to be playing a 4-3 hybrid with 3 DEs for a significant chuck of downs. It's the only way the secondary holds up. Typically teams double Atkins on passing downs and Peko on run downs, so the question is if a second stringer DE can come in and demand a double on passing situations. The best prospect is probably Hunt for his ridiculous power, but it comes with the caveat of a tremendous experience gap.

The upside is that Dalton doesn't usually throw back to back stinkers, and I think Baltimore will struggle to limit the Cincy offense. The question really is going to be how reliably the Bengals get pressure because Newman, Jones, and the corpse of Crocker are not the most daunting cover guys.

I think the Bengals have the edge, but there are a shitload of questions to answer.
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No more Atkins is huge, but I don't think it's the "OMG SEASON OVER" catastrophe many believe it to be. Even without Atkins, the Bengals have one of the best D-lines in the NFL. Replacing Atkins is impossible, but I'm impressed with Brandon Thompson with the limited snaps he's had. He's already racked up 1.5 sacks and 16 tackles with a few being for a loss. Eight players on IR - all being on defense is tough to overcome, but this is a Zimmer defensive unit where the "next man up" philosophy has worked well for us.

I'm just glad that the two remaining teams before our bye have pretty horrific offenses. I just don't see the Ravens or Browns outscoring us unless Dalton has more five turnover days. He'll bounce back this week.
 
Wombat

Wombat

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Gravy_sl said:
I just saw a ridiculous stat. Currently, the Chiefs have the #1 playoff seed, and Bronco's are #5. That's right, a 7-1 team at #5.
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Uhh yeah, the division winners always get seeds 1-4.

You could have a #5 seed be 15-1, if two teams in the same division beat everyone else and split the series.
 
Gravy

Gravy

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Wombat_sl said:
Uhh yeah, the division winners always get seeds 1-4.

You could have a #5 seed be 15-1, if two teams in the same division beat everyone else and split the series.
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Yeah, I understand it doesn't go by record. I just thought it looked off-kilter. I know why they are #5, it just seemed amusing.
 
Rengak

Rengak

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Gravy_sl said:
Yeah, I understand it doesn't go by record. I just thought it looked off-kilter. I know why they are #5, it just seemed amusing.
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Did it blow your mind when a 12-4 saints team went on the road to a 7-9 Seahawks team?
 
Famm

Famm

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Gravy_sl said:
NFC Seed ranks:
Seahawks
Saints
Lions
Cowboys
49ers
Panthers

I expect these to change drastically.
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Specific changes to include the Panthers lolworthy winning the division. The Cowboys hilariously shitting the bed in December to be culminated with a division yielding loss to a resurgent Skins or Eagles team in week 16/17. Lions being only team to advance from the NFC north would be of great righteousness as well.
 
Brando

Asshat Brando

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Famm sure does have a sandy vagina, dear god. Just because you're team is screwed by Flacco's contract to where you won't compete again until he's long gone doesn't mean you need to rain on everyone elses parade dood.
 
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