2013 NFL Season

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Sutekh

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DOLPHINS HAVE WOKEN UP. Getting field goals on the worst defense in the NFL.

I guess that's a stretch and I'm just making up reasons to hate the dolphins at this point.

lol Matthews.
 
Chanur

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I mean they are playing much better than the first quarter, but it is against Tampa Bay like you said.
 
Sutekh

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Lol this is not really Miami playing much better. This is Tampa playing like an 0-8 team.


LOL so bad.
 
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Tampa is actually pretty awful on defense because they are extraordinarily predictable because Sheridan is bad at his job, and the QB can't go through a progression because he is a giraffe.
 
Sutekh

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hahahahahah WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PLAY WAS THAT ON 3RD AND 1?!

LOL WHY DO YOU CATCH AT YOUR OWN 5.

wow is this a pop warner game?
 
Kirun

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
Do the mental gymnastics of Niners fans trying to downplay the loss of a proven winner in exchange for a flavor-of-the-month while simultaneously using any potential excuse to forgive their team's underachieving make them bros with delusional Cowboys fans? And if so, how many seasons will it take us to beat this ridiculous fuckhattery out of them like we did most of the Cowboys delusionists?
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I forgot that the metric for "proven winner" was an NFC title appearance. You heard it here first, folks! Jay Cutler: proven winner!

I know you people haven't seen much 49er football, because until 2011, we were part of the laughing stock of the NFL, but Alex Smith is not a "proven winner" by any stretch of the imagination.
 
Sutekh

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Man, I'm so glad we no longer have Reggie Bush, Jake Long, and Brandon Marshall.

It would be such a travesty if we were good for once.
The only thing that brings me comfort is knowing Philbin and Ireland are going to get fired.
 
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Sutekh_sl said:
Man, I'm so glad we no longer have Reggie Bush, Jake Long, and Brandon Marshall.

It would be such a travesty if we were good for once.
The only thing that brings me comfort is knowing Philbin and Ireland are going to get fired.
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Can we have Brian Hartline? Offering a 7th rounder and a lock of Tom Brady's hair...

- The Patriots
 
Sutekh

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Oh no no, Hartline's medicore. You want the GOOD players we'll be letting go next season. Gibson and Grimes will be let go, so look to pick either of them up.

I need more alcohol. Maybe if I get drunk enough I can just drink my tears.
 
Sterling

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Can beat the Bengals and Colts. Can't beat the Bills or Bucs. This whole season is so fucked. So hard to be a Dolphins fan sometimes. Also no sacks allowed till the 2 huge ones at the end. FUCK.
 
Sutekh

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I can't see how anyone watching tonight's game would willingly accept our defensive coordinater. But uhh sure, go ahead.
 
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