2013 NFL Season

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Brando

Asshat Brando

Potato del Grande
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Fucking classic.

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Royal

Royal

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
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Sutekh_sl said:
I wouldn't say that. He still has reps taking in offers, just recently he was contacted about the USC job and turned it down because he didn't know anything about college. No where in any of the interviews did he say he wasn't interested in coaching.
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In the fraternity of coaches and former coaches (provided you were ever worth a shit) this is how you squeeze your current employer for a mid-contract raise; aka The Les Miles Maneuver.

And he says he doesn't know anything about college ...
 
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Gecko_sl

shitlord
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Sutekh_sl said:
Well, isn't the whole reason dungy quit because of his son's suicide? Maybe he still wants to coach.
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Pretty sure Dungy has said several times he won't ever coach again. Gruden and Cowher both have been more coy. I'd guess they'd come back for the right situation. I do agree it's a lot less time and grief to be an announcer, though. A lot more job security. Gruden might just be leveraging for maximum cash from ESPN.
 
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Robert Baratheon_sl

shitlord
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Ed Reed made $6M usually not starting on a bad team for more or less half of a season. That's damned smart on his part...probably going to contribute to firings in the Houston front office/coaching staff. Could be one of the worst non-Redskins free agency signings in recent memory!
 
Grimmlokk

Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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At the end of the Steelers game the Bills scored a TD. No big deal, but I just saw this gif and look how early the Buffalo TE left=P He's halfway to the goalline before the ball is snapped.

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moontayle

moontayle

Golden Squire
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I envy the Bills fans. At least they know their team isn't any good. I get to watch the NFL equivalent to the Rachel and Ross "Will they or won't they" Friends circle-jerk.
 
moontayle

moontayle

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A natural segueway for me since I now live in WNY and have to contend with their misery every Monday morning.

Edit: It's not normally all that bad actually but the effect is multiplied because the Sabres are absolute dogshit this year ("hey, I wonder who Ryan Miller is playing tonight?") so it's double the misery. But at least we have theNiagara Falls Police Blotterto keep us entertained.
 
Sutekh

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
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No job or life event could ever pay me or be rewarding enough to move to Buffalo. Hands down the most boring city in America.
 
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Tananthalas

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Grimmlokk_sl said:
"Dolphins averaged 5.1 inches per carry vs. Bucs. At that rate, they would need 71 carries to get a first down."
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The joke made about this stat is that the average penis has more length to it than a Dolphin run.
 
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