2013 NFL Season

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Lina_sl

shitlord
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This season is jumping the shark or awesome. Matters of perspective, eh?

The Monday's night games are kinda come on man full of retard moments, but other teams are sucking bad on the AFC north this year, so The Browns are not as much of a train wreck on division games this year and I am keeping that in mind when watching god awful games on prime time or wondering when we're imploding soon.
 

Tea_sl

shitlord
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Stow, Ohio is a rough place. Imagine a typically shitty suburb except it's a suburb of shittier baby Cleveland: Akron, Ohio.
 

Sebudai

Ssraeszha Raider
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Good news everyone! Neither the Dolphins nor the Bucs have any more nationally televised games for the rest of the season.
 

Sutekh

Blackwing Lair Raider
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"Ross is setting up a task force to improve the culture within the Dolphins' locker room. Ross announced a group of former coaches and players that included Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor and Curtis Martin."


Ross is a smart man, he's setting up for Dungy to come coach the Dolphins.

Dwayne Bowe is fucked

Dwayne Bowe arrested for possession of marijuana, according to police - Arrowhead Pride

He's been suspended 4 games earlier in his career for substance issues, he's going to get hammertimed as a repeat offender on this one
Ouch yeah, he's probably done for the season.
 

Gecko_sl

shitlord
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Dwayne Bowe is fucked

Dwayne Bowe arrested for possession of marijuana, according to police - Arrowhead Pride

He's been suspended 4 games earlier in his career for substance issues, he's going to get hammertimed as a repeat offender on this one

Just what the Chiefs need going into the Denver game. He hasn't put up much numbers-wise this year, but he's a phenomenal run blocker on the edge, and a great decoy for getting other guys open.
If only he played for Denver and not KC given Colorados more liberal views...
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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"Ross is setting up a task force to improve the culture within the Dolphins' locker room. Ross announced a group of former coaches and players that included Tony Dungy, Don Shula, Dan Marino, Jason Taylor and Curtis Martin."


Ross is a smart man, he's setting up for Dungy to come coach the Dolphins.




Ouch yeah, he's probably done for the season.
Dungy isn't coming back for the same reason Gruden and Cowher aren't. They make a shit load of money on TV and they have substantially less of a time commitment. Instead of spending the night at the team facility, they basically get to go home after putting in a few hours. They'd be retarded to go back to coaching. They have a ring, they're good.
 

Gravy

Bronze Squire
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Dwayne Bowe is a dumbass and a prima donna. He's always wanted to be T.O. but alas, he's a Chief. He's never been happy here.

Meanwhile, I think marijuana being a banned substance is equally dumb, but that's another topic.
 

Sutekh

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Dungy isn't coming back for the same reason Gruden and Cowher aren't. They make a shit load of money on TV and they have substantially less of a time commitment. Instead of spending the night at the team facility, they basically get to go home after putting in a few hours. They'd be retarded to go back to coaching. They have a ring, they're good.
I wouldn't say that. He still has reps taking in offers, just recently he was contacted about the USC job and turned it down because he didn't know anything about college. No where in any of the interviews did he say he wasn't interested in coaching.
 

Insomnia_sl

shitlord
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Dungy I could see getting back on the sideline. I agree about Gruden and Cowher though, to much money for putting in a little bit of time. And Gruden is trying to be the next Madden with his 'gotta catch that ball if you wanna get a first' 'going to take a touchdown to win this' 'penalties are going to make you need more yards for that first down' lines.
 

Sutekh

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Well, isn't the whole reason dungy quit because of his son's suicide? Maybe he still wants to coach.