2013 NFL Season

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Muurloen

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Houston going to seal up the #1 pick if they aren't careful...what an odd turn of events down there. 12-4 to dumpster fire in less than a full calendar year.
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jooka

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WTF happened to Houston? I didnt expect great things but not this level of suck. They have been just pathetic from the get go. Gave up on the year before it even started? That seems hard to believe but sure seems like it.
 

jooka

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Think I would keep Wade in his current spot but ya, everyone else, get the fuck out.
 

Profundis

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I tried to come up with a more eloquent way of critiquing the Texans multiple times, but I just don't know what to say anymore.

Fuck this team, Gary Kubiak, Rick Smith, Rick Dennison, Bob McNair, Matt Schaub, the right side of our offensive line, our secondary, our linebackers, and that fat piece of shit Randy Bullock.

Worst part is, they'll get the number 1 pick and use it on fucking Johnny Football.
 

jooka

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eh, I think Texans have a good D when it isn't get fucked by the offense. Not sure what happened to the offense between last year and this year but it was something drastic.
 

Alex

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I hope the trend of hiring OCs and college HCs as new NFL HCs continues. My heart couldn't take Mike Zimmer leaving to join the fucking Texans.
 

Muurloen

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I tried to come up with a more eloquent way of critiquing the Texans multiple times, but I just don't know what to say anymore.

Fuck this team, Gary Kubiak, Rick Smith, Rick Dennison, Bob McNair, Matt Schaub, the right side of our offensive line, our secondary, our linebackers, and that fat piece of shit Randy Bullock.

Worst part is, they'll get the number 1 pick and use it on fucking Johnny Football.
You forgot Joe Marciano.

I don't think they will draft JFF. I hope they trade back and address as many needs as they can with the most amount of picks possible.
 

Profundis

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Joe Marciano was what I meant when I said Rick Dennison, but yeah, fuck him too.

I hope you are right. Even so, their draft history under Rick Smith doesn't do much to instill confidence. Hopefully, it won't be his decision to make this time.
 

Gravy

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Worst part is, they'll get the number 1 pick and use it on fucking Johnny Football.
I hope not, for the Texans sake. I've got zero confidence in 'Johnny Football' at the NFL level. He'll self-implode in the publicity he brings on himself.
 
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I hope not, for the Texans sake. I've got zero confidence in 'Johnny Football' at the NFL level. He'll self-implode in the publicity he brings on himself.
i dont see any reason why Manziel isn't the next Drew Brees and also no reason why he won't Ryan Leaf it.

he seems wholly unstable and unpredictable.