2013 NFL Season

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Gankak

Vyemm Raider
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Wilson agrees with you. When asked about his MVP candidacy his response was that he wasn't even the MVP of his own team, that would be Lynch.
Even if Wilson was the MVP of the team he would never say he was. One of the big reasons I like him so much.
 

Tea_sl

shitlord
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Mike Zimmer.

Sorry Tea.
I imagine when Zimmer goes on interviews he opens with a profanity laden tirade about how much of a fat whore their mom is then takes a shit on the carpet and walks out. It's the only way he hasn't been hired yet.

Edit: Apparently he does a lot of research for interviews, and walks in with an in depth breakdown of why shit is fucked and how he is going to fix it. Which sounds really fucking boss, but it's also not exactly endearing to GMs who usually share a lot of the blame.
 

Alex

Still a Music Elitist
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The fact that Zimmer doesn't have a position yet is encouraging. He's been in Cincy for six years now and the defense has been top notch every year except for one. If he's still not a HC after this season, I don't think he'll ever get the position until the day he may become the Bengals HC. Maybe I'm overblowing it, but I think Zimmer leaving the team would make them a .500 team.

Zimmer isn't even being mentioned as a potential replacement by the media. Lovie Smith seems to be the front runner.
 

Itlan

Blackwing Lair Raider
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I imagine when Zimmer goes on interviews he opens with a profanity laden tirade about how much of a fat whore their mom is then takes a shit on the carpet and walks out. It's the only way he hasn't been hired yet.

Edit: Apparently he does a lot of research for interviews, and walks in with an in depth breakdown of why shit is fucked and how he is going to fix it. Which sounds really fucking boss, but it's also not exactly endearing to GMs who usually share a lot of the blame.
Nice. Hope the Giants interview him when Coughlin dies.
 

Wombat

Trakanon Raider
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Rodgers officially out for Sunday vs. Falcons. While I could see them not put Rodgers on IR (its not like they have the guys sitting on the practice squad that would get them wins, if only there was room on the gameday roster) so he can still practice, I don't think he touches the field again this year.
 

Grimmlokk

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Rodgers officially out for Sunday vs. Falcons. While I could see them not put Rodgers on IR (its not like they have the guys sitting on the practice squad that would get them wins, if only there was room on the gameday roster) so he can still practice, I don't think he touches the field again this year.
They've got 4 games to make up a 2 game deficit in the division, right? Honestly if I was a Pack fan I wouldn't want to see him again this year. Just play it extra safe with the guy that you obviously suck without.
 

Tea_sl

shitlord
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It's not just Zimmer either. Gruden will probably get a couple interviews. Hue Jackson will probably get a look for OC somewhere. After that the Bengals have a slew of great position coaches, but I'm not sure if any of them would be candidates for coordinator positions.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

Log Wizard
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They've got 4 games to make up a 2 game deficit in the division, right? Honestly if I was a Pack fan I wouldn't want to see him again this year. Just play it extra safe with the guy that you obviously suck without.
Detroit wins, they lose, put Rodgers on IR and tank the rest of the season for better draft position and draft defense.
 

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
<Silver Donator>
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Yeah, if they had somehow beat Detroit on Thanksgiving, then they are thinking about getting him back in there and maybe going on a playoff run. Since they didn't, the season is essentially over and he might as well take the time to heal completely and be back to 100% next year.
 

moontayle

Golden Squire
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Yeah, if they had somehow beat Detroit on Thanksgiving, then they are thinking about getting him back in there and maybe going on a playoff run. Since they didn't, the season is essentially over and he might as well take the time to heal completely and be back to 100% next year.
Just have to hope Detroit beats the Chip Kelly's this weekend.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I don't get it.
Meth.

Warning: Gross.
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jooka

marco esquandolas
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"We had a great run here and we will never forget our back-to-back AFC South championships," Kubiak said in a statement. "Coming back home was a dream come true for all of us. This will always be our home. Thank you."
Which 1 of you texan motherfuckers shred that tear?