2013 NFL Season

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Muurloen

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Texans: Not good enough last year, no upgrades.
DeAndre Hopkins is a massive upgrade over Kevin Walter as WR2. Think how much better the Falcons offense got when Roddy White got Julio Jones lining up on the opposite side of him. Hopkins should have a similar kind of impact in the passing game, and also help get a safety out the box to stop the running game.

Texans also picked up a legitimate fullback to plow the way for Foster. While I loved James Casey, he wasn't a fullback. Foster's best years were on the back of Leach. Greg Jones is a significant under the radar upgrade.
 
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I'm not really familiar with coke, crack, PCP, meth, heroine etc.. I've only used pot, LSD, molly... you know, hippy drugs.

That said, when this story broke and I heard/read Hernandez was using "angel dust" I thought to myself "man, what an idiot using cocaine"... well turns out angel dust is actually PCP. What the fuck is wrong with this individual?
 

Tea_sl

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I get it. Dissociatives are fucking great. Total loss of ego is a spiritual fucking journey. PCP is the worst of the lot though, but it is available in certain parts of the country. I've never done PCP, but I've experienced the rest of the family that isn't neurotoxic.
 

Ambiturner

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Basically this. What is it now? 2 seasons where they were the #1 seed and then shit the bed in the Divisional round?
What? They made it to the NFC championship last year, and the year before they were the #5 seed and lost in the first round.

So, no. Everything you said was wrong
 

Fadaar

That guy
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Normally you like Prisco? He's the Skip Bayless/Jamie Dukes of CBS.
Probably because he's the only person that ever says anything positive about the Bucs
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Phazael

Confirmed Beta Shitlord, Fat Bastard
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I think the Bengals winning the AFC North is not far fetched, but I don't think it is likely. They probably sneak in as a wild card and are one and done. That division will be won by whoever plays the dirtiest between the Ravens and Steelers, per status quo.
 

Tea_sl

shitlord
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I read the rolling stone article. Except for the PCP and family background it was all old news. I guess some of the Pats/ Belichick stuff was new, but considering the authors I'll take those accusations with a grain of salt.
 

Famm

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They both only look easy due to the division. In terms of road to the playoffs, they both have strong out of division conference matchups to win in order to secure seeding.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I don't know about that. NFC East is a tossup, and the AFC South sucks.

Patriots have a much more difficult out of division schedule with the AFC North and NFC South.