Burnem Wizfyre
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As someone who lives in south Texas, the end of August and football season, life is good bring on the winter.
2013 NFL Season
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Ambiturner
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Looking at those power rankings, I just have to laugh at the Giant's comments. I don't have a problem with the number, but the comment saying the Giants will have a hard time without Diehl is fucking hilarious. Diehl has lost about 10 steps in the last 3 years. He was going to get Eli killed this year at RT. Him not playing will actually make the line better. Coughlin's a great coach, but his one weakness is that he's insanely loyal and will keep veterans (and coaches) around long after their useful.
Jozu
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Fantasy football ALWAYS produces a few "where the fuck did that come from?" dudes, so this year will be no different. The Broncos have a soft schedule again this year (given the division they play in) so Manning should have another positive year. All the other usual suspects arent projected to fall off either (Brees, Rodgers, and maybe the least certain Brady), so the surprise player will probably come from the RB or WR position.
I think Moreno could finally put things together. Look at his last 7 games or so last season. He got a fuckload of touches and is primed to be on the field every third down already, so if Ball or whoever else they have there cant keep Peyton upright on 1st and 2nd down, then in comes Moreno for those touches as well. His only foreseable downside is goaline touches.
Tavon Austin is another guy thats all over the place in terms of what he could do or will do. Some people think he will promptly get injured, others think hell be OROY. Who knows, but you cant discount him just because he is small. Who is running the ball in St.Louis? I dont even know, so Im probably in the hes gonna do good camp. Bradford does throw a lot and Jeff Fisher is known t feed the hot hand (see Kenny Britt/Nate Washington) so if Austin catches fire early on, I could definitely see him finishing the season as a top 15 WR.
The Patriots young WR's could also see large amounts of targets until Gronk gets back, so they are break out candidates too. Cant fucking wait for tonight.
I think Moreno could finally put things together. Look at his last 7 games or so last season. He got a fuckload of touches and is primed to be on the field every third down already, so if Ball or whoever else they have there cant keep Peyton upright on 1st and 2nd down, then in comes Moreno for those touches as well. His only foreseable downside is goaline touches.
Tavon Austin is another guy thats all over the place in terms of what he could do or will do. Some people think he will promptly get injured, others think hell be OROY. Who knows, but you cant discount him just because he is small. Who is running the ball in St.Louis? I dont even know, so Im probably in the hes gonna do good camp. Bradford does throw a lot and Jeff Fisher is known t feed the hot hand (see Kenny Britt/Nate Washington) so if Austin catches fire early on, I could definitely see him finishing the season as a top 15 WR.
The Patriots young WR's could also see large amounts of targets until Gronk gets back, so they are break out candidates too. Cant fucking wait for tonight.
SimSimSalabim
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Looks like known KKK member and white supremacist Riley Cooper physically assaulted a black, unsuspecting teammate on the practice field today.
Famm
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I don't know what caused it, but take it from me Cary Williams is a hot headed motherfucker. I won't miss all the unnecessary flags he drew.
Gravel
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From what I've read, Cary Williams is the kind of guy who fights everyone. That doesn't mean Cooper isn't a piece of shit, but more than likely Williams was still pissed about the American Inventor thing and decided to fight.
The Redskins Why Your Team Sucks wasn't that great (I was really hoping for more than just Snyder sucks and RGKnee, and the "Redskins" name for half of it wasn't what I was looking for). But one comment I thought was awesome. "We are the Dallas Cowboys' psychotic ex-girlfriend."
Edit: Video!Cary Williams, Riley Cooper fight at practice
The Redskins Why Your Team Sucks wasn't that great (I was really hoping for more than just Snyder sucks and RGKnee, and the "Redskins" name for half of it wasn't what I was looking for). But one comment I thought was awesome. "We are the Dallas Cowboys' psychotic ex-girlfriend."
Edit: Video!Cary Williams, Riley Cooper fight at practice
McCheese
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It was mediocre, but I think this comment is quite possibly the most accurate thing ever written in the history of mankind:
Fuck FedEx Field.
In other news, people in The Baltimore Metropolitan Area have already become unbearable (moreso than usual, I mean) and The Ravens haven't done anything yet.
how many games do the bengals win this year? how many do the ravens lose?
why can't the patriots have divisional opponents i should give a shit about?
why can't the patriots have divisional opponents i should give a shit about?
Gravy
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This is how futbol dumb I am, I didn't even know the Skins still played on natural grass. For fuck's sake, even high school teams around here have artificial turf. (I think it's ridiculous, but that's beside the point.)
How many teams still play on grass? I will admit, I wasn't thrilled when Arrowhead got rid of the grass, but times they are a changin'.
Furry
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McCheese
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To be fair, the Skins don't really play on natural grass. It's more like patches of dirt.
Alex
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