2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Sterling

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They should have done the keep the name but switch the logo to a potato thing. Very meta and awesome.
 
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Armadon

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When you're a fan of a shitty team sometimes the only thing to look at is the cheerleaders.
 
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Cybsled

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Cheerleaders don’t even show up on TV outside of pre-commercial breaks when they do those montages of fans and the sideline shit to fill screen time
 

Nester

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Hot chicks in small uniforms lost its luster when i realized i had a million videos of naked ladies doing deplorable things on demand via the phone in my pocket at all times.

its crazy to me that Voyeurisms is still a thing in this day and age.
 
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Nester

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Dak wanting essentially Mahomes level deal? Well, a bit behind Mahomes, because Dak is humble like that. What is this delusional-'roided-up-neck-wider-than-head lunatic thinking?


Jerry is gonna fuck this up.

Smart move is to not give DAK 25% of your salary cap.
No player is worth that high a % of cap. Not even My Avatar. His deal is only viable due to length and the PLAN was the cap would go up forever...
If Dak thinks he is getting 45mm in the current climate he is bat shit crazy.

I would simply offer him the $35mm for 3-4 years and if he walks he walks. No tag. Fuck him.

I would rather have $5mm on Dalton and add some more OL depth for when Marin and Smith get hurt.
All Andy has to do is hand the ball to Zeke.

They are committed to the run game now,






Actually i take that all back. fuck he cowboys for what they did to 14 year old me wearing bills gear to school after losing 4 fucking Superbowls

Pay him $50mm and be a 7-10 team forever.
 
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Skylancer81

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So the Redskins are the Redskins.
And until Daniel Snyder is gone seasons like the last are the best I expect from them.
Never called the WFT and never will.
Go do a quick look up of all the Navajo nation's schools' mascots' and you will see:
Redskins. Redskins. Redskins. Redskins. Redskins...
Fuck PC cancel bullshit.

oh and one last thing...
REDSKINS
 
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Nester

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Source: Bills propose delaying hiring process

Kind of agree with this. Probably helps on both ends, prepping for games if your team is still alive and being able to focus fully on any interviews rather than also prepping for a game that week.

Will never happen, The owners would have to agree and its only 4 owners in the Championship games/superbowl and 28 that are already working on off season.
They want to start working on the new season as soon as possible, not wait until Feb.

Was discussed in detail on moving the chains last week, You will note that the idea comes from the GM of the bills (i miss my old avatar) and and the Coach of the saints, not owners.
 

Nester

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Going to be an interesting 2 weeks




Even by NFL standards, we could be in for an unusually grim offseason with penny-pinching owners expected to play hardball like never before. Some including Arizona Cardinals running back Chase Edmonds have suggested this could lead to the emergence of “super teams” with free agents more likely to accept one-year deals in the league’s current climate of uncertainty.
 
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Merrith

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Will never happen, The owners would have to agree and its only 4 owners in the Championship games/superbowl and 28 that are already working on off season.
They want to start working on the new season as soon as possible, not wait until Feb.

Was discussed in detail on moving the chains last week, You will note that the idea comes from the GM of the bills (i miss my old avatar) and and the Coach of the saints, not owners.

If there is enough of a push, I could see it potentially gain traction. This feels like someone someone had to bring up the first time for it to get shot down, but in another 3-5 years, you might see a bigger push from a larger group supporting it.
 

Fadaar

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I for one am glad all the head coaching vacancies got filled early so nobody was able to steal Todd Bowles
 

Merrith

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He needs time to wash off his Jets stink. He was not a good HC in NY.

Plenty of guys fail at the head coach level but are fantastic offensive or defensive coordinators, though.
 
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Hoss

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Will never happen, The owners would have to agree and its only 4 owners in the Championship games/superbowl and 28 that are already working on off season.
They want to start working on the new season as soon as possible, not wait until Feb.

Was discussed in detail on moving the chains last week, You will note that the idea comes from the GM of the bills (i miss my old avatar) and and the Coach of the saints, not owners.

Never? Didn't it used to be a rule? I remember when I was young there were rarely coaching changes before the SB because you couldn't even talk to assistants on the SB teams until after the game. I remember teams getting punished by the NFL for breaking that rule. The only time you saw changes earlier were when someone was hiring out of work coaches or shit teams were trading coaches.
 

Muurloen

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Smart move is to not give DAK 25% of your salary cap.
No player is worth that high a % of cap. Not even My Avatar. His deal is only viable due to length and the PLAN was the cap would go up forever...
If Dak thinks he is getting 45mm in the current climate he is bat shit crazy.

I would simply offer him the $35mm for 3-4 years and if he walks he walks. No tag. Fuck him.
BuT yOu CaN aLwAyS mAniPuLaTe YoUr CaP!

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Muurloen

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Texans current rookie pool (estimated amount of cap space needed to sign their draft picks) is $5.868M.
So here is an example of why the Texas have 0 maneuverability if they were to trade Watson .

Assuming the Texans trade to the Jets, they would likely take back Darnold and 2021 R1 & R2 picks from the Jets (and hopefully more).

Enunwa and Griffin are selected as surrogates for the rookie slot contracts for those picks (even then I think that they are low numbers) & Mosley is shoring up the $5.8m that you stated.

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Animosity

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That has to be a joke right? Enunwa will probably never play again.
 
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