For some reason this reminds me of the pool contractor I worked with doing some landscaping installs when I was younger. He was mostly trying to sell pools on the side, cause our installs were in rich neighborhoods, and he had a good relationship with the owner, as we landscaped his pool installs. I'll never forget him barreling down a residential area going 60 in a 30. Like any reasonable texan, he was driving with his knees, while taking notes with his right hand and using his phone with the left.
He just happened to be complaining to whoever was on the phone about how many damn tickets he had gotten in the last year. Light goes red and the dumbass in front of us stops at an intersection on red, who does that shit. He kneed his 4x4 truck to the side and went off-roading across someone's green lawn to make the right turn we were after without missing a beat. My mom was a far worse driver, so I didn't really think much of it at the time.