Affluenza

iannis · Dec 29, 2015

hey that $5000 reward goes a long way down mexico-way

Adebisi · Dec 29, 2015

The kid looks like he should be in deliverance country plucking on a banjo

Soygen · Dec 29, 2015

I can think of some possible Deliverance-like activities for him in the near future.

Jait · Dec 29, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
The kid looks like he should be in deliverance country plucking on a banjo

He looks like Anna Farris

thefaceless · Dec 29, 2015

Supposedly they tracked them down because he still had his cell phone. What a fucking moron. I am not surprised.

Adebisi · Dec 29, 2015

Lawl. Mom bought him emo hair dye figuring that's all they needed to live their secret life in one of the most busiest NA tourist destinations. They must've originally detained him for looking like a massive faggot.

My pickle is tickled

Kuriin · Dec 30, 2015

What's with his nipple? It looks like the tip of the nipple is actually inverted inside.

Soygen · Dec 30, 2015

One of the symptoms of Affluenza is RNS (rivet nipple syndrome).

TJT · Dec 30, 2015

Didn't even bother to google for countries without extradition. Seriously, googling, "how to disappear and start a new life" would have given them better results than take the first all-inclusive vacation to Puerto Vallarte.

Soygen · Dec 30, 2015

From the looks of it, hair dye was about as extreme as their escape plan got.

Adebisi · Dec 30, 2015

Mom be like "You and I are going start a new life at Sandals Puerto Vallarte"

Adebisi · Dec 30, 2015

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Big Phoenix · Dec 30, 2015

Word is he has a going away party? What kind of back woods bubba red neck law enforcement do they have were this shit stain is from?

Furry · Dec 30, 2015

If only they had been monitoring him like a proper police state this could have been avoided. Getting liberal on me phoenix?

Cad · Dec 30, 2015

Big Phoenix_sl said:
Word is he has a going away party? What kind of back woods bubba red neck law enforcement do they have were this shit stain is from?

Probation monitoring is very basic, you have to report in to your probation officer once a week/month depending on the terms of the monitoring. There's not much to it. They rely on reports from others or police arrests to violate probation.

Big Phoenix · Dec 30, 2015

Furry_sl said:
If only they had been monitoring him like a proper police state this could have been avoided. Getting liberal on me phoenix?

I mean if this kid was having a going away party why aren't a few of his family members in jail? His father had to of given him money and supported him.

a_skeleton_03 · Dec 30, 2015

Phoenix when you drink water is there risk of you dying because you can no longer breathe out of your mouth?

You can't really be this stupid can you?

Big Phoenix · Dec 30, 2015

Is there a risk you gave herpes to your wife after fucking tri state lori?

Borzak · Dec 30, 2015

What's so laughable about it is he was on probation. Report in and don't do stupid stuff in videos and eventually it goes away. It's not like he was on the run from a murder charge.

His mom got deported back to the US and he's still in Mexico for whatever reason.

Hachima · Dec 30, 2015

Its a way to serve less jail time. Max time he can serve is until he turns 19. So by fighting the extradition charge it buys him more time off from jail. Doesn't matter if he pisses off the system if everything is reset when he turns 19.

The mom on the other hand could spend 2-10 years so better co-operate as much as possible at this point.

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