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Oh for fuck's sake, what is this bullshit that I've been summoned to deal with?

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No I watched some japanese scientist make a huge fucking stink about it on TV a few years back when I was living in Japan. I can't find anything now though i don't know if it just got memory holed or if he was silenced. There seems to be some reddit and various other conspiracy theorist style traffic related to this on the interwebs.

Keep in mind the structure that makes this enzyme is described as being horrible inefficient and it makes no evolutionary sense for it to have evolved naturally or for bacteria to have maintained this ability without it having at some point served a purpose, to produce Nylanase, which exists solely to break down and digest nylon and nylon byproducts.

No you are wrong and are not thinking about the proper timelines. without human vigilance over time it will break down and degrade, plant roots will break through it, the earth will shift, the land will erode and expose it to the elements, burrowing animals will destroy it. Rats love plastic and chew through coax cable all the time, hell sharks love to take chunks out of underwater fiber optic cables. add a few millennia of earth quakes, fire and other natural disasters and all the PVC on earth would be gone in a few thousand years, nevertheless 10k. Also eventually, bacteria will evolve the ability to digest it and it will truly be destroyed, Which as previously demonstrated can take as little as 40 years to happen. Even if some of it still managed to stick around under what used to be Las Vegas in a 10k years it could be buried under thousands of feet of sand as that whole region becomes the new Sahara as half of california will lie under the pacific and the rockies erode from the new pacific breeze coming over Arizona bay.

We don't find bones or shells or whatever, we find fossils which are rocks ie mineralization which slowly replace bones as bones rot away.

in 10k years the only thing that will be left to prove we ever were here will be radioactive waste buried out in the desert.
Ironic telling him that he is not thinking about the proper timelines, when you seem to think the earth moves so fast. The geological timelines that you describe are going to take far longer than 10,000 years.

For example, the Rockies have been there for millions of years. The ground Phoenix sits on has not seen much change, and wont see much change for a million+ years. Hell, the whole Southwest, once you get inland from California, is atop a huge solid plate of land that isn't going to change much, for millions of years.

For the bacteria, small aside, I thought the one you linked the wiki on said nylon byproducts, not nylon itself (it may be an important distinction). The conditions needed to get that mutation may be so rare that micro-organisms never even get an opportunity to get another mutation to breakdown things like PVC or the various other man made products. Furthermore, even if one group of bacteria did, or even 1000 different bacterial species did, it doesn't mean they will be wide spread. On the low side, there are 30,000 species of bacteria fighting for space and any bacteria that developed the ability to process man made materials would need to somehow win against all the other bacteria (btw: high side is way over a million species).



To give an idea of how slow geology works, here are some SS from a website showing the current plate tectonics model (links at bottom).

NA today:
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NA 10 million years ago:
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NA 15 million years ago:
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NA 40 million years ago:
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Simplified fast loading globe/map: Ancient Earth
Higher quality/more options slow loading globe/map: Earth Viewer
 
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I don't think I was being vague, my criticism was mainly on the frauds leading this show. That they're preaching contradictory views on subjects without making any effort to correct past views that they have now abandoned. That they're preaching a modern-day academic conspiracy is the reason why they're views arn't widely accepted. That the core beliefs of those who follow their movement are at heart incompatible with each other and the only thing holding them together is they have built a greater enemy in academia. That their method of scientific discovery is to simply make shit up and provide no evidence for what they claim.
No doubt there are tons of dumbass grifters in on this. Guaranteed.

But there are also many times where mainstream academia blatantly ignored contradictory evidence when it didn't fit the mold. See Clovis and Glaciation as just very basic examples. Look again at the ancient Celtic Sites in Ireland and see how retarded the scholarly elite of the British Empire were of the time. They thought the idea that ancient Irish had made the Newgrange Megalith to be preposterous.
 
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Archaeologists don’t yet know what the hilltop structure was for. It’s still under excavation and has no known Minoan parallels. So for the time being, experts speculate it could have been used for a ritual or religious function.

Ringed by eight stepped stone walls up to 1.7 meters (5.6 feet) high, the inner structure was split into smaller, interconnecting spaces and may have had a shallow conical roof.
 
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Archaeologists don’t yet know what the hilltop structure was for. It’s still under excavation and has no known Minoan parallels. So for the time being, experts speculate it could have been used for a ritual or religious function.

Ringed by eight stepped stone walls up to 1.7 meters (5.6 feet) high, the inner structure was split into smaller, interconnecting spaces and may have had a shallow conical roof.
Thats one way to look at it I guess. But when I look at it, from a non-educated stand point, obviously... All I see is the perfect location for a Watch Tower, or Beacon Tower's in general.
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Other than that, I dont know how it would disrupt the air port way off in the distance though. Unless theyre trying to put a signal tower there, themselves. Which would be ironic.
 
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Archaeologists don’t yet know what the hilltop structure was for. It’s still under excavation and has no known Minoan parallels. So for the time being, experts speculate it could have been used for a ritual or religious function.

Ringed by eight stepped stone walls up to 1.7 meters (5.6 feet) high, the inner structure was split into smaller, interconnecting spaces and may have had a shallow conical roof.
 

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Archaeologists don’t yet know what the hilltop structure was for. It’s still under excavation and has no known Minoan parallels. So for the time being, experts speculate it could have been used for a ritual or religious function.

Ringed by eight stepped stone walls up to 1.7 meters (5.6 feet) high, the inner structure was split into smaller, interconnecting spaces and may have had a shallow conical roof.

That is the ancient Goatse civilization.
 
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Not to interrupt but can we approach this from a different angle?

you guys get so carried away talking about rocks and tools and shit. We talk about rocks because on a long enough time line carefully stacked piles of rocks are about the only thing that survives through the ages to leave evidence that a society existed which created it. Time and the environment pretty much erodes away everything else, and hell given a long enough timeline even rocks wear away. (Look at the Sphinx and the erosion it experienced)

We like to think that, if our modern society were to collapse to some catastrophic event we'd leave behind more evidence than just carefully stacked rocks but the reality is nah, not really. a few thousand years and there would be virtually no evidence that we existed beyond some carefully stacked rocks. Virtually everything recording our existence is digital now, on computer chips which last less than 1 decade. Even our books only last a few hundred years. without human beings to maintain it, rust and time will claim the steel, the skyscrapers, the concrete buildings, everything. In a few thousand years the only evidence we existed would be the nuclear waste which we fucking buried to prevent future intelligent beings from accidently killing themselves by being exposed to it.

So the one thing we know for sure is that we really don't know that much. The timeline for when civilization began continues to get pushed back the more we dig up and discover, currently its what 12k years with Gobekli Tepe and similar sites? And the archaeological timeline for anatomically modern man keeps getting pushed back as well, it was 200k years but recent discoveries puts it at closer to 300k, and maybe even 400k years?

This belief that we were cavemen hunter/gatherers for 300k+ years then suddenly 12k years ago we just one day started building massive temples and learned agriculture is pretty fucking ridiculous, which is what spawns all these alternative theories. Religious or otherwise it doesn't matter, even biblical creationists who support a 6k year old earth aren't any less wrong that currently accepted archaeological theory. They are both wildly wrong.

So forget about rocks. fuck em. Let's talk about Nylon.

When I was a kid going through school I remember learning about the craziest shit, bacteria which had developed the proteins/amino acids/whatever to digest Nylon. Nylon had been invented and commercially sold back in 1940, and these bacteria had been discovered by 1985. Keep in mind I was a kid in the 90s and "popular science" typically lags behind about a decade after scientific breakthroughs like that occur, so talking early to mid 90s news of this bacteria was making the rounds. It was amazing that it took bacteria only 40 years to evolve the ability to eat this new man-made material, this radically changed the thinking on how much time evolution required before major mutations could happen, completely changed timelines, went a long way towards explaining some questionable timelines like the pre-Cambrian explosion, etc. I remember specifically there being a lot of push back about evolution being taught in schools (grew up in the south) and about how this recent discovery was absolute proof of evolution, etc etc.


Fast forward to a few years ago. Well, remember popular science is typically 10 years behind the curve so I just learned about it a few years ago but it happened back in 2007. Turns out, as our understanding of DNA improved and we started mapping out genomes and such, we fully mapped the genome of these Nylon eating bacteria and made a startling discovery. Turns out the genetic code and proteins required to digest Nylon already existed in those bacteria, in fact nearly all bacteria share a similar DNA sequence that, with minor modification/simple mutation would allow them to digest Nylon.

Turns out, bacteria has seen Nylon before. At some point along the eons of genetic memory bacteria has been exposed to nylon long ago, evolved the ability to digest it, and then over time "lost" that ability due to no longer requiring it/being exposed to the material. This is why it took bacteria only 40 years to regain the ability.

Remember Nylon is not naturally occurring, it is 100% man-made. At some point in the 300k+ year history of anatomically modern man a civilization arose that invented Nylon. they are lost to history. civilizations have risen and been wiped out, probably happened 10-20 times due to all sorts of cataclysmic events throughout history. All the rocks and carvings are just evidence of the latest lost civilization from only 12k years ago. There were many more before it. Even rocks erode. 300k+ years of Einstein's and Shakespeare's and Plato's and Newton's. They invented Nylon, and the proof of it is embedded in the Genetic code of the bacteria that eats it. We did not spend 288k years as ooga booga hunter/gatherers before figuring out how to plant crops. We rediscovered it over and over again or it was passed down to us by survivors of the previous civilization that had that knowledge.

If we all get wiped out in WW3 and beyond a few stragglers the only people who survive are the uncontacted tribes throughout the amazon, africa, sentinel island, etc what will their oral tradition and myths about us say? After a few thousand years of that oral history, when society starts over again, how will they describe the mushroom clouds of nuclear war that wiped out us, the before people? Will they describe us as Gods the way the bible and other religious texts describe our predecessors?

Great post, going to send this to a few people.

Turns out, bacteria has seen Nylon before. At some point along the eons of genetic memory bacteria has been exposed to nylon long ago, evolved the ability to digest it, and then over time "lost" that ability due to no longer requiring it/being exposed to the material. This is why it took bacteria only 40 years to regain the ability.

Remember Nylon is not naturally occurring, it is 100% man-made.

This part gave me the willies.

I've been focused for a while on the last major civilizational cycle that ended 12kish years ago: Younger Dryas, Flood, Atlantis?, Sahara onset, civilization taking 4000+ years to even start coalescing again. However it does make a lot of sense that before them, the same cycle might have played out multiple times over. Every 10,000 to 20,000 years humans might get wiped out and each time they have little idea what the earlier humans were actually up to, save for their best guesstimates from whatever stone hasn't turned to dust and whatever wall-drawings haven't eroded or washed away.
 

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You can see a long set of back and forth on his Twitter page where this guy is just owning Dribble as Dribble lies about his lies.
 

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You can see a long set of back and forth on his Twitter page where this guy is just owning Dribble as Dribble lies about his lies.

I don't see the issue? Graph shows lead emissons correlate to peaks of civilisations.

Ok it doesn't show a graph of nothing happening for 10k years before... so find that graph and disprove the guy.
 
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This one is enjoyable. Doesn't waste time on that underwater thing that Graham Hancock has such a raging hardon for. I've read about the Nogarushi quarry before. Basically, the site is full of Edo period quarrying marked by Edo clan insignia and documented by the court of the Shogun as part of the process to rebuild a bunch of castles in the region back in the 17th century.

However, the large sheer cuts in the quarry contrast heavily to this and are very likely not done by any natural process. So at the moment history is just like, "yeah we have no fuckin clue, I guess maybe Edo japan did it?" I also quite like the Floating Stone monument. Because somehow a prehistoric culture of Japan prior to the Chinese mainlanders that became the Japanese carved and moved a 500 ton stone into that position from quite a distance away. As that type of stone is not native to the region it's sitting in.

There's other stuff too. Japan also has granite tombs and other interesting ruins.
 
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