ZyyzYzzy
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I swear my wife is now classically trained to have a stomach ache when I ask her to fold laundry
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Annoying shit your wife does
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She keeps up with everything it's just everyday I wake up and hear illness of the day. I'm like at what point can you not say you feel awful, because statistically you're feeling average.
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Noodleface
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I documented this elsewhere but my wife constantly talks over me when I'm explaining something or telling a story.
For instance we do a weekly board game night and often we are playing a new game or playing with people that haven't played a game. For whatever reason I'm the designated rule Nazi so I'll explain the rules. Multiple times she'll pipe up with rules that I'm explaining way later or inserting commentary about strategies. It leads to a very disjointed telling of the rules and it makes me frustrated.
Also she does the same thing if I'm telling a story and the worst is when it's a funny story and she completely ruins it.
I have talked to her about it and she recognizes now that she does it. Whenever she does it I just stop talking and she'll go "oh no I did it again", I'll say yep and make her continue. I feel like if I just kept accepting that and me talking again she'd never understand but making her tell people everything is much more delightful for me.
For instance we do a weekly board game night and often we are playing a new game or playing with people that haven't played a game. For whatever reason I'm the designated rule Nazi so I'll explain the rules. Multiple times she'll pipe up with rules that I'm explaining way later or inserting commentary about strategies. It leads to a very disjointed telling of the rules and it makes me frustrated.
Also she does the same thing if I'm telling a story and the worst is when it's a funny story and she completely ruins it.
I have talked to her about it and she recognizes now that she does it. Whenever she does it I just stop talking and she'll go "oh no I did it again", I'll say yep and make her continue. I feel like if I just kept accepting that and me talking again she'd never understand but making her tell people everything is much more delightful for me.
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radditsu
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Pemulis
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My wife can't just drive; she has to be doing at least one other thing - putting on makeup, talking on the phone, looking in her purse for something. Meanwhile, the car is all over the road. If I'm not in the car, it's 99% guaranteed that she calls the house within 30 seconds of leaving wherever she was so that I (or one of the kids) can keep her company while she is driving to the next destination. ugh
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Synj
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Mine doesn't turn them all on, she just doesn't know how to turn them off.
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Malinatar
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This must be a female thing in general but using a fucking dish/plate for goddamn everything. You really need a separate plate for 1 eggroll? Why not put it on the plate you are using? This isn't a restaurant where they do the dishes for you...
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othree
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Yup! I've somehow gotten my wife to use one glass all day long, but she has to get a bowl/plate for every thing she gets. I swear one night she came down with a plate of 4 Oreos...wtf, just hold that shit in your hand.
I feel your pain. This was the first eight months of living with my wife. I'm still working on reducing the rest of her dish usage.
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TrollfaceDeux
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Not spouse but.
She's trains attack dogs and normal dog training for white people so when ever she has an appointment and I'm off work she invites me to come along.
I'm off work I'm tired I want to lay on the couch and shit post. So when I say no she gets upset. I don't invite her to my job wtf.
Also, I use wooden hangers better than wire and plastic and not as feminine as felt.
She's trains attack dogs and normal dog training for white people so when ever she has an appointment and I'm off work she invites me to come along.
I'm off work I'm tired I want to lay on the couch and shit post. So when I say no she gets upset. I don't invite her to my job wtf.
Also, I use wooden hangers better than wire and plastic and not as feminine as felt.
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Adebisi
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Laundry gets washed, dried, folded and placed into clean laundry basket...
then the process ends.
It never finds it's way back into a drawer
It's like the offshore company that was hired to write those last lines of code didn't get their shit together
then the process ends.
It never finds it's way back into a drawer
It's like the offshore company that was hired to write those last lines of code didn't get their shit together
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