Annoying shit your wife does
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Many of your posts are echoes of my life (particularly the must-be-late-for-everything gene). The one that really annoys me: she believes every single fucking thing on the internet/television/face book/rumor from a friend about every proclaimed benefit of a vitamin/diet supplement/health drink/skin cream. ("look at all of the positive reviews!"). We are talking thousands of dollars over the years. Not only do most of them have no noticeable positive effect, many had a very noticeable negative effect. She already has a twitchy digestive system but I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've run to the store for magnesium drinks, pepto bismol, tums, etc. Does this stop her from absolutely needing the next best thing? Pfff, hell no. It's like the last 50 failures never happened.
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Upside: Great heart, puts up with my bullshit, tall, thin, big boobs and loves to clean.
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Soygen
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I'm in the process of planning a full kitchen remodel and I've been to Ikea more in the last month than the last 10 years. I won't lie. I love that place.
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Swagdaddy
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By far my wife's most annoying feature is lack of empathy for strangers, she's the type to complain about how everyone drives like an asshole but then herself rides people's ass and honks too early at lights.
Just an example but yeah I gave up trying to point out the hypocrisy years ago.
Just an example but yeah I gave up trying to point out the hypocrisy years ago.
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Paranoia
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Joeboo
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My wife hit the horn on someone for doing something correctly and when i pointed that out I was then hypercritical and we had to argue for at least 7 hours until we forgot what we were fighting about.
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Not in traffic because she can't handle the pressure but highway cruising absolutely.
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Paranoia
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what really fucking makes me mad is that she believes in that all mighty Dr. FuckingOZ we have to buy this that this that try this weed or that berry or these pills mother fucking Dr Oz
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Breakdown
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she and her family cant ever fucking end a conversation and leave.
Like any time we are at a family members house, or they are at ours, when its time to go everyone just hims and haws at the fucking door. Ill be standing there half out the door with the kid and they are all just standing around coming up with random new things to say that is just utter bullshit.
Also, I cant ever buy anything for myself without getting her something. This is only for dumb small shit. If I come home from work with some beers, if I dont have an iced tea or Cookies or some kind of treat for her, Im selfish and dont think of her.
Granted I drink like 3 nights a week, but still.
Like any time we are at a family members house, or they are at ours, when its time to go everyone just hims and haws at the fucking door. Ill be standing there half out the door with the kid and they are all just standing around coming up with random new things to say that is just utter bullshit.
Also, I cant ever buy anything for myself without getting her something. This is only for dumb small shit. If I come home from work with some beers, if I dont have an iced tea or Cookies or some kind of treat for her, Im selfish and dont think of her.
Granted I drink like 3 nights a week, but still.
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Jesus Christ...some of you dudes have it rough. Worst thing I have to deal with is her constantly being cold. It'll be 75 degrees out and I'll walk into the bathroom while she's getting ready and the space heater has turned that area into fucking Mordor.
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I am almost certain she sometimes fantasizes that I am Dr. Oz when we are having sex. Full disclosure: I don't mind when she fantasizes that I am that good looking guy from The Doctors. Just sayin.
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