Assange may have died or captured.

Still dead?

Absence of proof, proof of absence, yadda, yadda.

Wasn't Ecuador only restricting his internet access until Nov 9th initially? He should have been back online and posting/tweeting after that as the restriction was only until the election.
Happened same time Kerry went to UK.

He rides the Malaysian airliner now.

Wifi is free in heaven, and its always five bars.

There a place to actually follow updates on this?

Julian Assange Alive: WikiLeaks Founder Makes First Live Appearance In Weeks Amid Conspiracy Theories That He Had Died

"Live appearance" as in phone conversation.

ASSANGE SPOTTED!

STILL DEAD

I think Kerry personally dumped his body in Antarctica.

edko said:

I think Kerry personally dumped his body in Antarctica.

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That's not why Kerry was in Antarctica

Researcher Claims Pyramid Discovered in Antarctica is Actually a Secret Alien Base - TechEBlog

To be more specific, "ThirdPhaseoftheMoon" claims that US Secretary of State, John Kerry, visited Antarctica last week to visit an 'alien base' within an ancient pyramid.

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Or maybe Kerry is just a douche and thought the multi-million dollar expense of a SoS going to Antarctica for a photo op was totes appropriate. #probablythis

don't lie tad, you know you believe the secret alien base one

well, the Aliens and Predators would take care of him pretty quick

Mario Speedwagon said:

If we discover a secret alien base in an ancient pyramid in Antarctica and the guy we send to check it out is John fucking Kerry, I'd be pretty mad.

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Unfortunately Richard Dean Anderson isn't doing too well these days, Kerry was the best we could get with real off-world combat experience.

Mario Speedwagon said:

If we discover a secret alien base in an ancient pyramid in Antarctica and the guy we send to check it out is John fucking Kerry, I'd be pretty mad.

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We'd send Ben Carson to sample the grain.

Mario Speedwagon said:

If we discover a secret alien base in an ancient pyramid in Antarctica and the guy we send to check it out is John fucking Kerry, I'd be pretty mad.

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Why? Who would you RATHER sacrifice to the Shub-Niggurath?

iannis said:

Why? Who would you RATHER sacrifice to the Shub-Niggurath?

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Killary and Sarah Palin; they could each take a 1hb weapon of choice. I imagine the bonding experience would be a bit intense.

Russia must have stole the tech from the latest Star Wars movie so they could CG Assange.