Assange may have died or captured.

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Oldbased

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Wasn't Ecuador only restricting his internet access until Nov 9th initially? He should have been back online and posting/tweeting after that as the restriction was only until the election.
Happened same time Kerry went to UK.
 
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iannis

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He rides the Malaysian airliner now.

Wifi is free in heaven, and its always five bars.
 
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edko

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I think Kerry personally dumped his body in Antarctica.
 
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tad10

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edko said:
I think Kerry personally dumped his body in Antarctica.
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That's not why Kerry was in Antarctica

Researcher Claims Pyramid Discovered in Antarctica is Actually a Secret Alien Base - TechEBlog

To be more specific, "ThirdPhaseoftheMoon" claims that US Secretary of State, John Kerry, visited Antarctica last week to visit an 'alien base' within an ancient pyramid.
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Or maybe Kerry is just a douche and thought the multi-million dollar expense of a SoS going to Antarctica for a photo op was totes appropriate. #probablythis
 
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Hoss

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A researcher, you say? Does this guy do research on computers, because if so, he's a computer scientist and is to be taken seriously.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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Brikker

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well, the Aliens and Predators would take care of him pretty quick
 
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Palum

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Mario Speedwagon said:
If we discover a secret alien base in an ancient pyramid in Antarctica and the guy we send to check it out is John fucking Kerry, I'd be pretty mad.
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Unfortunately Richard Dean Anderson isn't doing too well these days, Kerry was the best we could get with real off-world combat experience.
 
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Mur

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Why? Who would you RATHER sacrifice to the Shub-Niggurath?
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Killary and Sarah Palin; they could each take a 1hb weapon of choice. I imagine the bonding experience would be a bit intense.
 
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Skanda

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Russia must have stole the tech from the latest Star Wars movie so they could CG Assange.
 
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