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saying all these players are from free keys or giveaways is peak cope, along the lines of "Trump stole the election". Ubi+ subs and giveaways are a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of keys. Its currently the top selling game on steam

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and its top seller on amazon etc. The crazy thing is typically Ubisoft games are only 25% on PC with 75% coming from consoles, and thats unlikely to have shifted dramatically so consoles are still gonna be selling huge copies since I assume console gamers are more retarded than steam gamers. I wouldn't be shocked if this game does 2-3m in the first 48 hours and 4-6m in the first 30 days. Hell when you start your xbox it has a fucking advertisement for this game on boot.

Face it, most gamers are morons and "Assassins Creed in Japan" is all they needed to hear apparently. Most of them don't give a shit about joggers, historical accuracy, etc. Everyone here ignored Kingdom Come 2 doing extremely well even though its basically "Save the Jews the game" and has all sortsa gay shit in it too.

its not gonna save ubisoft, at the ridiculous budgets they have they'd need to sell like 10m copies of the game at $70 to turn a profit and thats probably not gonna happen but the sales are probably gonna give them 1-2 years of breathing room, which they will almost certainly fuck up. Disappointing but hopefully the wild success of Monster Hunter Wilds and Black Myth Wukong has convinced devs that catering to woke/DEI is not worth it anymore, this is just an outlier.
wukong was in development way longer than samurai nog
 

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Don't forget a lot of those are freebies from laptop and video card purchases. I doubt they make much money from those.
Spronk is right unfortunately. Also, when AMD and others give away Ubi games with hardware, the codes activate directly in Ubisoft Connect and won't show up on Steam charts at all.
 

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Spronk is right unfortunately. Also, when AMD and others give away Ubi games with hardware, the codes activate directly in Ubisoft Connect and won't show up on Steam charts at all.

I'm not just talking about steam. I'm talking about their inflated million players 1st day claim.

I guarantee the vast majority of those are free keys they've been giving away for months now or ubi+ subscribers.

I subscribed to ubi+ for a month to try Valhalla but I certainly won't be doing it for this garbage game.

So most of their claimed numbers are probably either free keys or $15 ubi+ subscribers.

Not $70 full price purchases.
 
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Look, I changed my mind on Avowed but I will not even waste the bandwidth for free to try out this DEI Samurai game where a accent-affecting Black dude (of all the protagonists available in an expansive and rich Japanese history, why would you George Floyd THIS??) they make sure to include in the story he has to option to bang a they/themmer? <What did you saaaaaayyyyy.gif>

Who did they think this game would be for? How many "don't think, just buy product" consumers do the big top down AAAA studios think are out there to justify these budgets and development cycles?

We see project after project fail because development started when the culture was in a different place, and now stands out as a remnant of a different time. We have thrown off the Woke yoke and these lingering virtue signal projects are stark reminders of what they were forcing on us.

I have liked, played, and really enjoyed a number of these games, including the original, Black Flag, AC: Origins, AC: Odyssey (which I played on my 1080ti and really liked), AC: Valhalla (was an MMO-length single player game; too much of anything gets old, I guess.)

I haven't played anything AC since but this game confirms I probably never will.

There are trannies in medieval Japan that you can romance?
 
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I'm not just talking about steam. I'm talking about their inflated million players 1st day claim.

I guarantee the vast majority of those are free keys they've been giving away for months now or ubi+ subscribers.

I subscribed to ubi+ for a month to try Valhalla but I certainly won't be doing it for this garbage game.

So most of their claimed numbers are probably either free keys or $15 ubi+ subscribers.

Not $70 full price purchases.
Yeah, any estimates that come directly from Ubisoft PR, especially ones where they are careful to say X number of players rather than sales, shouldn't be trusted at all.

Ubi+ is $18 a month now, since they jacked up the price when they added Xbox to the PC service. Which means that the console numbers will be skewed badly too.
 
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It's worse than you think.

The black protag has options for romance, one is a fucking non binary faggot and the other the married sister of the big shogun boss.

Checks out.

On top of all the shit that is disrespecting Japan's culture in this game this takes the cake.
 
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It's weird to see those videos, I haven't played an Assassin's Creed game since the third way back then, but a few years ago I picked up AC Odyssey (the one in Greece) on a friend's recommendation on PS4 but never really put much time into it, only a few hours then I moved onto other games. Fastforward to a few weeks ago my teenage son started playing it so I've been playing on the same save too because it's a huge ass game with a zillion places to explore, sidequests and stuff... and it seems WAY better than this Shadows game. How?

I mean, I know devs and writers have only become more retarded at Ubiwoke but how do you make a game engine worse? We're playing Odyssey on Easy and the NPCs aren't as dumb as Shadow's NPCs on Expert difficulty? It's really weird.
 
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I don't even remember much in the way of romance options in odyssey or Valhalla. When did they start putting all the degenerate gay stuff in their games?
 
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I don't even remember much in the way of romance options in odyssey or Valhalla. When did they start putting all the degenerate gay stuff in their games?
The whole choose your character's sex thing in Odyssey was a major marketing point, along with being able to have normal or gay "romances" in the game.

The best part was when the people writing the DLC finally remembered that there should be at least some sort of connection between this random ancient Greece action game they were making and the rest of the AC series. They decided that Alexios/Kassandra would have a kid with the child of the first assassin, so naturally all the degenerates absolutely lost their shit all over twitter and reddit. The game's director groveled for forgiveness, which was extra funny because as much as they wanted to appease the mob there wasn't really anything they could do to "fix" it. Basic biology is a bitch. They did change the name of one achievement though, after degens took particular offense to the achievement for continuing the assassin's bloodline being called "Growing Up".

Valhalla was basically the same as Odyssey, just without anything to enrage the perpetually offended mob.
 
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saying all these players are from free keys or giveaways is peak cope, along the lines of "Trump stole the election". Ubi+ subs and giveaways are a tiny, tiny, tiny fraction of keys. Its currently the top selling game on steam

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and its top seller on amazon etc. The crazy thing is typically Ubisoft games are only 25% on PC with 75% coming from consoles, and thats unlikely to have shifted dramatically so consoles are still gonna be selling huge copies since I assume console gamers are more retarded than steam gamers. I wouldn't be shocked if this game does 2-3m in the first 48 hours and 4-6m in the first 30 days. Hell when you start your xbox it has a fucking advertisement for this game on boot.

Face it, most gamers are morons and "Assassins Creed in Japan" is all they needed to hear apparently. Most of them don't give a shit about joggers, historical accuracy, etc. Everyone here ignored Kingdom Come 2 doing extremely well even though its basically "Save the Jews the game" and has all sortsa gay shit in it too.

its not gonna save ubisoft, at the ridiculous budgets they have they'd need to sell like 10m copies of the game at $70 to turn a profit and thats probably not gonna happen but the sales are probably gonna give them 1-2 years of breathing room, which they will almost certainly fuck up. Disappointing but hopefully the wild success of Monster Hunter Wilds and Black Myth Wukong has convinced devs that catering to woke/DEI is not worth it anymore, this is just an outlier.
The situation reminds me of COD only not nearly as dedicated as that's got the whole "pro gaming" scene going in it's favor. Those games have also become shamefully woke yet they are still top sellers.

Reminds me why I often say we got the gaming industry we deserve. Too many people just don't give a shit and keep rewarding these shitty companies with sales buying the same few big franchises forever keeping some of the worst companies in gaming afloat.

Still all this said I bet the ultimate sales figures are going to take a big hit this time. Like there's probably millions of copies they could have sold if they didn't fuck around so much. Right now everyone playing it is the diehard loyalist fanboys who pre-ordered and just had to play the game day-one anyways. There's always going to be people like that no matter how shitty some AAA slop turns out to be.
 
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What was the first major game to shoe horn in the whole gay romance options? Mass effect? Dragon Age 1?