Shonuff
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I find it amazing that the Superman fanboys want to say that Batman has had bad writing to benefit him when he's in an impossible situation, but Superboy can rewrite reality with his punches LOL.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
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Tuco
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I'd agree with you if there were any superman fanboys here.
edit: I should change everyone's avatar to a gentleman smoking something. It would really improve discourse imo.
Gavinmad
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Yeah, because everyone in this thread is lining up to defend the reality punch. Pat yourself on the back even harder you fucking retard.
Shonuff
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The point was that Batman would win in a fight. There was the one story line (Rebirth of Krypton I think), where the Kryptonians were released from the bottle city of Kandor. You had Kryptonians dieing by the hundreds of thousands to the U.S. military, that used all sorts of weapons created by Lex Luthor. There were normal soldiers killing Kryptonians with all sorts of exotic weaponry, like Gold Kryptonite laser pistols. For the uninformed, Gold K robs a Kryptonian of their powers with just one time being in its presence. In that storyline, you had Kryptonians that were every bit as powerful as Superman, getting one shot killed by Kryptonite laser pistols.
Gavinmad
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In every storyline, you have Earthlings that were every bit as powerful as Batman, getting one shot killed by earth guns.
Tuco
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Void
BAU BAU
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That's your problem, right there. There's always a story line that supports something.
Not to mention, yet AGAIN you seem to feel this is a Batman vs. Kryptonian issue. Despite the title of this thread, that isn't what the argument is about at all. The argument is about Batman being ridiculous for the past few decades. Not whether or not Superman is ridiculous too, or could beat Batman in a fight. None of us care about that, what we care about is that Batman wins EVERY fight of that level...but can't win when it is the Joker or some other non-powered thug. It is illogical and stupid, and is ruining a great character for the majority of us.
You can keep arguing who would win in a fight all day long, you're just not really arguing the same thing the rest of us are. Perhaps that will finally sink in?
Shonuff
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Maybe all of you Superfans can meet up and do a circle jerk on a cracker.
You guys have been ranting about how Batman only benefits from shitty writing, but a Kryptonian punching through reality is OK.
Gavinmad
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Shonuff
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There have been plenty of you asshats saying the writing is much worse for Batman than Superman. It's the other way around.
Gavinmad
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Cinge
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Except lyrical, bet he has it all memorized so he has endless evidence for his batman crush.
Shonuff
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He moved the moon post-Crisis, with, you guessed it, a chain. This was shortly after the Tower of Babel storyline.
Pre-Crisis, Post-Crisis, it doesn't matter, it's cringe worthy writing.
Shonuff
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Arbitrary
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Pre-Crisis and Post-Crisis refers to Crisis on Infinite Earths and not Infinite Crisis or Final Crisis.
Go back to blogging about how Cyclops was right you filthy casual.
