Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Caliane

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Arbitrary_sl said:
Oh man, that looks like a cartoon version of Emperor Joker.

Now that's a dark fucking comic.
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It is. Batman:Brave and the Bold is kindof amazing. It starts out meh, with being super campy, and seems like its Bat-fanwanking.
But no, right quickly it suddenly becomes a showcase for the C and D-list DC universe.

Black and white Harley there..
Superdickery episode..
 
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Caliane_sl said:
It is. Batman:Brave and the Bold is kindof amazing. It starts out meh, with being super campy, and seems like its Bat-fanwanking.
But no, right quickly it suddenly becomes a showcase for the C and D-list DC universe.
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I don't get Brave and the Bold at all. Batman sucks in it and C and D list DC universe is C and D for a reason.
 
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affleck. nice chin balls
 
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I am not sure if Shazam (Rumored to be The Rock) will be in this or later in a Justice League movie but besides the whole actual magic being the reason he is a superhero and the fact that a kid turns into him and back, isn't he essentially the exact same as Superman in terms of powers? Plus on a more practical note how do you go about casting the kid role? Do you just use a no one to play the kid and recast him every movie / every 3 or cast a 25 year old who looks really young and has stopped growing?

In the comics, does the kids age stay the same in a vacuum, or does he grow up like Robin -> Nightwing?
 
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No idea about nu52, but billy batson, captain marvel as a kid, has basically stayed like 9 years old. As far as I'm aware anyways. Never read much of him.

He also isn't quite the equal of superman. Superman is pretty susceptible to magic whereas captain marvel is not. But while captain marvel has the wisdom of Solomon, his moral compass is that of a kid. He's altruistic and incredibly short sighted. If I remember right, for most of injustice he was on Superman's side because superman HAS to be the good guy despite what he's doing.
 
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Capt. Marvel:
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/William_Batson_(New_Earth)
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Divine Empowerment - All of the powers granted collection of six by gods and figures of legend either directly or through Shazam.
Accelerated Healing
Clairvoyance: The ability to understand situations from many angles, including future and past consequences with superhuman clarity and accuracy.
Divine Grace: Innate luck and divine guidance that allows finesse in actions and dealings with others.
Eidetic Memory
Magic Resistance
Enhanced Intellect: Intellect and wisdom are heightened to superhuman levels. This also provides great or comprehensive knowledge in many areas, including:
Language
Tactics of War
Mathematics
Flight: The ability to hover or soar at high speed through an act of sheer will.
Healing: The ability to use the transformative lightning to heal others or ones self instantly.
Indomitable Will: An incredible amount of willpower that allows perseverance in overwhelming odds and seemingly unbeatable situations.
Invulnerability
Self-Sustenance: The ability to survive without sleep, food, water, or air.
Superhuman Speed: The ability to run or fly at incredible rates of speed.
Superhuman Reflexes
Superhuman Agility
Superhuman Stamina
Superhuman Strength
Teleportation: The ability to access the Rock of Eternity.
Transformation: The ability to transform from a mortal to the entity empowered by the six.
Summoning: Upon saying the magic word, "Shazam!" Captain Marvel summons the lightning bolt that causes his transformation. This bolt has been weaponized in various ways.
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Caliane

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j00t_sl said:
No idea about nu52, but billy batson, captain marvel as a kid, has basically stayed like 9 years old. As far as I'm aware anyways. Never read much of him.

He also isn't quite the equal of superman. Superman is pretty susceptible to magic whereas captain marvel is not. But while captain marvel has the wisdom of Solomon, his moral compass is that of a kid. He's altruistic and incredibly short sighted. If I remember right, for most of injustice he was on Superman's side because superman HAS to be the good guy despite what he's doing.
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He's like Martian Manhunter, Firestorm, Captain Atom, etc, all people who on paper are clearly stronger then Superman. But are forced to "job" constantly to keep Superman #1.

Constant reboots keep Billy as a kid.
 
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Seeing as how Superman can go near light speed, if it doesn't instantly kill him he'd decapitate Batman and beat him into paste before he even notices the kryptonite
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But he doesn't do that. Superman never takes anyone serious unless they are Darkseid/Doomsday level. If you aren't on that level, he fights like a retard and doesn't pay attention. Half the time he doesn't notice Kryptonite in the area, until he's grown as weak as a toddler or passes out.
 
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She takes off the suit and these large jello molds fall out where you wish her breasts would be.
 
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Too much brown. Seriously there isn't anything there but brown. I remember red, gold and blue on most variations of her outfits.
 
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I wonder how much tech is to be used in doctoring her starving body in motion. Will have to check the credits for special thanks to wonder woman's CGI team.
 
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It starts with thunder and rain, as a hand pulls a tarp off of something. it's Ben Affleck's Batman on a Gotham City rooftop, and he's in the full bat-armor from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. His eyes are glowing white, and we see that what he's pulled that tarp off of is the bat-signal. He turns the signal on and the famed bat symbol fills the sky. but then we see it's aimed at something. At a man floating in the sky. A super-man! Cut to a close-up of Henry Cavill's Man of Steel as his eyes start to glow with heat vision. Cut back to Batman whose eyes are still glowing white. It's the stare down of all stare downs! Cut to the title screen: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
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