Big News of the Day Thread

Xarpolis · Jan 5, 2017

I'm hearing that Turkey just invaded Syria (again). Don't see any articles yet, but that's the news.

Gravel · Jan 9, 2017

So Verizon just bought Yahoo for $4.8B. Can someone explain to me how in the fuck Yahoo is worth even remotely close to that?

Kiroy · Jan 9, 2017

Gravel said:
So Verizon just bought Yahoo for $4.8B. Can someone explain to me how in the fuck Yahoo is worth even remotely close to that?

Definitely the beautiful beast known as yahoo answers.

seriously though yahoo must have a decent portfolio of small boys they own or something, no idea.

TrollfaceDeux · Jan 9, 2017

Gravel said:
So Verizon just bought Yahoo for $4.8B. Can someone explain to me how in the fuck Yahoo is worth even remotely close to that?

maybe patents and user "base"

pharmakos · Feb 1, 2017

John Wetton of Asia and King Crimson dead at 67

One of my very favorites, RIP

Adebisi · Feb 1, 2017

News of the Day:

I took three shits today

All healthy consistency: not too hard, not too soft

Just high fiber diet things

pharmakos · Feb 1, 2017

Man I only poop like two or three times a week.

Gravel · Feb 1, 2017

Adebisi said:
News of the Day:

I took three shits today

All healthy consistency: not too hard, not too soft

Just high fiber diet things

Only care if they were ghost wipes.

Also, how do you only poop two or three times a week???

Soygen · Feb 1, 2017

Adebisi said:
News of the Day:

I took three shits today

All healthy consistency: not too hard, not too soft

Just high fiber diet things

Big news, man. BIG news.

pharmakos · Feb 1, 2017

Gravel said:
Also, how do you only poop two or three times a week???

Doc actually says for a lot of people it's normal to only go every two-three days. They're always pretty big shits, often takes a plunge to get it all down.

kegkilla · Feb 1, 2017

pharmakos said:
Doc actually says for a lot of people it's normal to only go every two-three days. They're always pretty big shits, often takes a plunge to get it all down.

yeah that's definitely not healthy.

Oldbased · Feb 1, 2017

On a good day twice, normally once a day. Bad times is when it is every other day.

Vepil · Feb 1, 2017

kegkilla said:
yeah that's definitely not healthy.

Kiroy · Feb 1, 2017

pharmakos said:
Doc actually says for a lot of people it's normal to only go every two-three days. They're always pretty big shits, often takes a plunge to get it all down.

Are you a vegan weirdo? This only makes sense if you are a vegan, but vegan law applies and if you we're a vegan literally everyone on the board would know you're a vegan, so not sure.

Swagdaddy · Feb 1, 2017

i only shit a couple times a week also, i have massive dehydration issues though and it is genetic

Deathwing · Feb 1, 2017

2-3 times as well, been that way for as long as I can remember and I don't have any dehydration issues.

You shitlords need to check your privilege.

pharmakos · Feb 1, 2017

Kiroy said:
Are you a vegan weirdo? This only makes sense if you are a vegan, but vegan law applies and if you we're a vegan literally everyone on the board would know you're a vegan, so not sure.

Sometimes I'm vegetarian but usually not.

I'm going through chemotherapy right now but I was that way before too.

Sentagur · Feb 1, 2017

Is this thread about bowel movement schedules now?

pharmakos · Feb 2, 2017

this thread has always been about bowel movements. post 6:

pharmakos said:
I took a poop today.

Kiroy · Feb 2, 2017

Weird. I once in a while will skip a day, and often times ill shit twice a day. Rarely ill have a three'fer.

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