Why go to prison to do nothing? Drop your job, get into the social safety net and learn to scrape by. It'll be nicer than prison and more importantly, if you ever grow some balls and decide to live, you could actually go out and do something.
I remember some guy I EQed with played an impossible number of hours and I assumed he was a college kid ignoring classes. Found out later that he applied for disability with a really dubious condition and got just enough money to feed himself, get an internet connection and pay for EQ. He could have just as easily got a library card and checked out a never-ending series of books.
Point is, there are better alternatives for being a lazy drain on society than dreaming of a supermax, you crybaby aspies. Now go out there and learn to scam the system properly.
EDIT: Actually, Drisnic's suggestion is better.