Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

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Dabamf_sl

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Tecknoe: "How do planes fly, I don't get it"
Everyone: "Lift makes them fly. Lift allows flight"
Tecknoe: "...How do planes fly, I don't get it!"
 
Soygen

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Seriously, Tecknoe, you should probably start wearing a helmet.
 
Wombat

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Iannis_sl said:
This nation will not survive the invention of the Tasp.
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Wow, that's a deep Ringworld pull.

However, you forget we still have to go through the Wirehead cull of the population first, which should weed out the easily blissed.

(Thanks for reminding me Fate of Worlds is out!)
 
Jozu

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Ball shaving is for Nancy boys.

trim your shit every once in a while and thats that. If a whore wants to go and suck your balls after she just ate your cock, then by all means she deserves what she gets down there (hair wise).
 
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Merkins4Brazil_sl

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balls are ugly, no way around it, shaving them does not make them more attractive. find a chick who will gargle your hideous man bag and keep sharp objects away from your tender parts. it's common sense.
 
Noodleface

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I shave to reduce wind resistance and achieve maximum thrust velocity.

Not sure if I mentioned it, but on the day they released the photos of the suspects and all hell broke loose they locked down our school. Some idiot posted on FB/Twitter that he wanted to meet Suspect #2 in the field at school and have a fist fight.. promptly arrested.
 
iannis

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I don't know how you guys do it. I'll fess up, I shaved my balls once. Who hasn't? No horror stories, it just sort of itched when the hair grew back in. But good God you feel like a fucking freak standing there in the shower playing with your junk. And you're not even beating off or anything. You're just standing there dicking around with your dick.

Too edgy for me, bros.

Fuckin faggot commies.

Edit: A ball mullet though. looooooooooololol.
 
Soygen

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I keep them shaved smooth regularly. This isn't Afghanistan, for fuck's sake!
 
Eomer

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Yeah, I don't see the big deal. I shave mah balls once a week with a Mach3, works and feels great man. Never cut or nick myself.
 
Kuro

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I braid mine like a dwarf beard. Metal clasps and all.

Much more natural.
 
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The Ancient_sl

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This thread really seems like the best place to ask this question:

If you put a plane on a treadmill designed to go at a speed in opposite of the planes velocity, would the plane still take off?
 
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