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Big Phoenix

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He's also going hardcore racist in another thread right now, and his soul claim to fame is his inability to do basic geometry.

It's always been that he was unbannable for any permanent length because of guild status.

Not that I'm saying he should be now, but he's probably the least reasonable person to put in a club that doesn't have to do with spatial or racial ignorance.
yeah he def was a privileged person on foh
 

Tanoomba

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He's also going hardcore racist in another thread right now, and his soul claim to fame is his inability to do basic geometry.

It's always been that he was unbannable for any permanent length because of guild status.

Not that I'm saying he should be now, but he's probably the least reasonable person to put in a club that doesn't have to do with spatial or racial ignorance.
Come on, there's no way he can soul claim.
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ZyyzYzzy

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None of you truly know the hardships of being from an upper-middle class family as a white male. In college I did not meet requirements to get certain jobs in labs as they were reserved for students with student loans or on financial aid. I was forced to work off campus at I job I did not like and that provided no real translatable experience a laboratory job would have. Working to buy my own booze because I did not want to charge more than my books to my credit card, was truly a first world horror.

Being the son of a man who immigrated to this country with only his mother at the age of 10, dirt poor and unable to see his father for five more years until he too could make the trip, was truly horrible. None of you know the pain of being the son of a man who went to war for a country he was not born in and worked himself to the bone 12 hours a day in the financial field to give his children everything he did not have, such as a bathroom with a shower.

I am so shamed I grew up taking baths and showers and not washing in the kitchen sink and a plastic tub like my father when he was my age.

White male privilege is truly a horror.
 

Daidraco

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"We" are not giving black kids scholarships. Most of the black scholarships are setup by black charities. Everyone can apply for Pell grants regardless of skin color. Public university quotas are illegal, that's not how affirmative action works. Your black family vs white family argument is completely pulled out of your ass, white families face a lot less scrutiny in applying for assistance than blacks in rural areas, and most poverty in the US is rural believe it or not.

You basically just posted the laundry list of persistent racist rumors that ignorant people constantly spout.
~ I found a reasonable number of Universities, through google, that go out of their way for minorities that support my argument. You also believe I pulled shit out of my ass and are quick to call what I personally experienced, ignorant rumors. Below is University of Florida's statement on Minorities. If you want more shit on Taxes, just googleMinority Tax relief. Youll find anything from a Tax break for a business to hire a certain amount of minority employees, tax breaks for minority owned businesses, to any number of tax loop holes for poor Minorities. None of this shit is illegal, like you "pulled out of your ass."Its people like you that are ignorant of the shit we are already doing for Minorities that think we need to do more for minorities.

UF Office of Graduate Minority Programs
Within the UF Graduate School, the UF Office of Graduate Minority Programs spearheads and coordinates special programs and events that aim to recruit and mentor graduate students in minority and underrepresented demographics. It has a twofold mission:

1. Increasing the number of graduate students from underrepresented ethnic or racial groups: African-Americans, Hispanic-Americans, Native Alaskans (Aleuts and Eskimos), Native Americans and Native Pacific Islanders.

2. Providing prospective and enrolled graduate students in underrepresented demographic groups with material aid and mentoring to help them successfully pursue a graduate school education.
 

Asshat wormie

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What white man here would willingly trade places with a black man? Any black man of your choosing.
 

Punko

Macho Ma'am
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What white man here would willingly trade places with a black man? Any black man of your choosing.
Maybe on a forum with less fortunate posters, but here there are only rockstars, superwealthy, and pro-MMA fighters, most being a combination of the 3, so no.
 

Arbitrary

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I'll trade places with Bruno Mars on the spot, Magic Forum Genie.

He looks like I want to look. He fucks like I want to fuck. He is smart, capable, and free in all the ways that I am not.
 

Asshat wormie

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I'll trade places with Bruno Mars on the spot, Magic Forum Genie.

He looks like I want to look. He fucks like I want to fuck. He is smart, capable, and free in all the ways that I am not.
From wiki:

His father is of half Puerto Rican and half Ashkenazi Jewish descent, and is originally from Brooklyn, New York. Mars' mother immigrated to Hawaii from the Philippines as a child, and was of Filipino descent.

Not black.
 

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Get the fuck out of here. Actually get off the internet.
She doesn't listen does she?

Tanoobia pull the carton of tampons you must have jammed up in that gaping hatchet wound of yours and then shut your ballwasher. Men are talking here.
 

Arbitrary

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From wiki:

His father is of half Puerto Rican and half Ashkenazi Jewish descent, and is originally from Brooklyn, New York. Mars' mother immigrated to Hawaii from the Philippines as a child, and was of Filipino descent.

Not black.
FUUUUUUCK

Fine, swap me with whatever first round draft pick for any sport that just signed a 10+ million dollar contract that is also black.
 

Jait

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Exactly.

Although my draft pick is currently fucking the shit out of Eliza Dushku and probably wiping his ass with 100$s in his 8 million dollar home.