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Antarius

Lord Nagafen Raider
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15
I'm solidly upper middle class white, and I'd easily switch places with Denzel. Shit, I don't even have to say his last name, because everyone knows who I'm talking about. Check your privilege.
 

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
28,957
79,444
Go home, you're drunk.
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Baby, just accept that the lizard patriarchy gets what it wants. And this lizard wantsyou.
 

Mario Speedwagon

Gold Recognition
<Prior Amod>
19,525
72,214
I don't know what any of that shit means. This is what my grandfather must feel like when he reads about blacks getting the vote and shit.
I can't wait until I'm an old man and I get to hear people say "Just ignore grandpa. He's set in his ways" when I call someone a tranny.
 

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
28,957
79,444
My god, it all makes sense now.

When I'm a geezer and the language no longer makes sense I'm going with 100% 90's kid lingo.

RADICAL DUDES
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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17,656
America has committed a lot of evil both at home and abroad. And for no particularly good reason in many of those cases. We've never really been threatened from abroad in any serious way, our costliest war was our civil war, we lost as many soldiers in the civil war as we did in all of our other wars put together. We've gone to war by choice a BUNCH of times now. We've done a lot of good in the world too, but there's a very real possibility that the US really IS just a violent, evil cult of money, given everything we've done. I mean think of everything we've done when we've never been threatened with total annihilation like the Russians or the Jews, or heavily sanctioned into oblivion like post WW1 Germany. If we've been this big of a bully for no really good reason, just imagine how evil we'd be if we ever were threatened like that. And that's why we have to be VERY fucking careful with who controls the political and military apparatus of this country. We constantly have to be vigilant of our own behavior.
A lot of the reason comes from "do it to them before they can do it to you". It's literally as old as our history. Some of the founders wanted to opt out and avoid it (and we did for generations mostly thanks to there being an insane amount of land on this continent occupied by disorganized tribes), others were more practical and realized it is not the sort of thing that can ever be avoided. They did talk about this with each other, even though none of their grandchildren were ever going to live to see it. The Pax Americana. Peace through subtle terror of how crazy we might get under stress if this is how crazy we are during the GOOD times, and peace through the simple fact that all in all these actually are the good times.

There is less carrot than there used to be and that is a significant threat to peace.

Don't you remember directly following 9/11 how the European Press was honestly predicting (and somewhat fearful of, tbh) that America was about to go insane.

And then we went insane... but it may have been a bit more flailing than they expected.
 

Brikker

Trump's Staff
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4,833
~ I found a reasonable number of Universities, through google, that go out of their way for minorities that support my argument. You also believe I pulled shit out of my ass and are quick to call what I personally experienced, ignorant rumors. Below is University of Florida's statement on Minorities. If you want more shit on Taxes, just googleMinority Tax relief. Youll find anything from a Tax break for a business to hire a certain amount of minority employees, tax breaks for minority owned businesses, to any number of tax loop holes for poor Minorities. None of this shit is illegal, like you "pulled out of your ass."Its people like you that are ignorant of the shit we are already doing for Minorities that think we need to do more for minorities.

UF Office of Graduate Minority Programs
Within the UF Graduate School, the UF Office of Graduate Minority Programs spearheads and coordinates special programs and events that aim to recruit and mentor graduate students in minority and underrepresented demographics. It has a twofold mission:

1. Increasing the number of graduate students from underrepresented ethnic or racial groups: African-Americans, Hispanic-Americans, Native Alaskans (Aleuts and Eskimos), Native Americans and Native Pacific Islanders.

2. Providing prospective and enrolled graduate students in underrepresented demographic groups with material aid and mentoring to help them successfully pursue a graduate school education.
What is the legal definition of a minority? Like, I'm 1/4 Mexican; can I claim minority status and get these sweet hookups? My grad program is expensive
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Seananigans

Honorary Shit-PhD
<Gold Donor>
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But of course. Even someone with just the tiniest bit of color, like 1/32 black, can claim they're black as long as it's visible, when in reality they're just no race at all (a modern hybrid), or if they need to be called one of their parent races, it should obviously be white, where the other 31/32 came from. But no, tell me again about white privilege, when any person on the planet with a tiny bit of black in their hybrid self will claim they're just "Black."

I'm sure it's because they just want to select the highest difficulty for a challenge, right?
 

Mist

REEEEeyore
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Not taking advantage of that stuff is like not taking every possible deduction on your taxes, you're just an idiot screwing yourself if you don't.