I'm pretty confident I express myself eloquently enough in a casual setting like a message board. But oh gosh, it's such a revelation to realize I'm not perfect. How will my ego survive this assault by someone who couldn't even comprehend the moon landing. Oh wait, derp. That's right, I'll just remember that if you're grammar trolling me for misplaced apostrophe, and that's all you have against me to try and make yourself feel better about how stupid I make you look? That it probably means, intellectually, I am as far above you as you are above the pre-schoolers you teach. (And there are others in this thread smarter than me, Tan. Can you even fathom how dumb you are compared to them? It must be like that feeling smart people get when they zoom away from Earth to a shot of the whole universe and realize how tiny and insignificant they are.)
But you seem mad though, Tan. What's wrong little buddy? Trolling not working out like you thought it would today? Well, on Monday you can go back into work and try really hard to imagine the kids you teach as peers, and feel all superior when their comprehension is actually worse than yours because they don't understand why the kid doesn't like Green Eggs and Ham. Maybe that delusion will build your self confidence up enough to have another go at me.