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Lejina

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I was about to say fart rape is real, it's the insertion of matter containing DNA into an unwilling participant.

But then I realized the body can shut that whole thing down by not breathing and now I'm not so sure.

Need Tan's input on that one too for sure.
 

Gravy

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Is fart raping yourself considered fart masturbation or should I have an attorney look into it?
 
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These people make a mockery of the victims of actual rape.
Extremely so, and the people like Tanoomba that treat them the way they do further diminish the chances of actual rapes being reported and brought to justice.

Of course, half of me thinks Tanoomba is trolling since he always seems to pick the side of issues that the board is predominantly against.
 

Seananigans

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Yeah, that's not rape. If the woman(or man?) refuses to submit to the coercion and then is physically forced into sex (quite possibly via credible threat of physical violence, such as brandishing a knife/gun), that's rape. Otherwise it's some other form of crime, ranging from sexual harassment/assault to blackmail/whatever else. But threats of non-physical harm do not constitute rape.
 

Abefroman

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I see you logged in Tanoomba. You better make sure you get written consent from your life partner before you pee in their butt.
 

khorum

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Abuse of religious authority is classed under sexual assault actually, but nothing about "social repercussions" or job pressure lol.

"He said he had to pee in my butt if I wanted the job as a shampoo model for their next commercial!"is rape in the brave new world the SJW's want to herald.
 

Tanoomba

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Wow, it's been a while since we had a good old-fashioned Tanoomba dogpile, hasn't it? I will admit I'm a bit disappointed that nobody said anything of any substance in order to try to contradict me in any way, but then again: Tradition is tradition.

On to the shooting gallery!

There was no feels based evidence you fucking clown. There was no evidence period. Just two people's perspectives on it , one of which has already been found to be lying (hint its not Nungesser). Things like this come down to character and Emma is whole truck loads of crazy.
I provided evidence that the way Sulkowicz behaved after allegedly being raped was very much how many rape victims act, as well as providing the reasons behind this. You're just flying by the seat of your pants with your feels-based assumptions. It's OK, dude. It happens to all of us.




I guess I have never in my life been emotionally traumatized such that I'd be confused about choking and sodomy.
Clearly. Despite being a white man and a pretend lawyer, there are plenty of topics you ARE NOT an authority on, and that certainly includes how rape victims behave after being raped.




So after being choked and sodomized without consent, it still took her weeks to figure this out.
No, it took her about a day. Read her annotations alongside the Facebook messages again. The reasons it took her so long to take action are also documented and also fairly typical of rape victims. Again, this isn't having your car broken into.




Did you just link to personal blogs as proof of your point?

Jesus fuck.
Yes, I linked to real people's actual personal experiences as evidence that the way Sulkowicz acted was not unusual for a rape victim. That is worth infinitely more than Chanur's feels-based assessment that "she did not behave like a rape victim".




These people make a mockery of the victims of actual rape.

Rape should be defined as: Using force/violence, threat of force/violence, threat of drastic social repercussions (loss of job, blackmail, abuse of authority, etc) or mental or physical incapacitation/incapacitated state to get sex, and that's it. You'd still have some arguments about what constitutes incapacitation, but it'd clear a whole lot of things up.
Ah, we've gotten to the "it SHOULD BE like THIS" part of the discussion.




The latin root for rape and it's usage throughout history always associates violence with rape, not regret or really even consent, to sieze or take by force. This idea of nurape is why everyones confused all the time and why the courts are completely incapable of handling cases based on nurape definitions when it comes down to he said / she said.

Online Etymology Dictionary
I love etymology, it's a fascinating field. But it seems like you're trying to argue that because a wordused tomean something, it should still mean that today. I sincerely hope I don't have to explain to you why that's 57 varieties of wrong.




You know what, maybe we should figure something out first.

Tanoomba, do you believe stare rape is a thing?
Of course not, and nothing I've ever said indicates otherwise.




Tanoomba, do you believe in fart rape?
Actually, as has happened many times on Rerolled, I saw that as the obvious troll it was instead of ignorantly declaring "Poe's Law".




Basically exactly what he believes. Guy is such an entertaining joke, lol.
Nothing I've ever said indicates that's what I believe. The joke is you.




Extremely so, and the people like Tanoomba that treat them the way they do further diminish the chances of actual rapes being reported and brought to justice.

Of course, half of me thinks Tanoomba is trolling since he always seems to pick the side of issues that the board is predominantly against.
I don't "treat them" like anything. I'm taking the reasonable, moderate stance that we don't know what happened with Sulkowicz and Ragamuffin (too lazy to check right now). It's you radicals that are lashing out at me for not being radical enough, ironically VERY MUCH like the SJWs you criticize. Luckily, your ignorance will prevent you from realizing this irony so you're safe to troll me another day.

Well, I'm spent.
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Adebisi

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Throwback Wednesday

I'm upset that the actions of a racist prick resulted in the death of ayoung man who had done nothing wrong.
-Tanoomba in Trayvon thread

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Adebisi

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Tanoomba_sl said:
I guess that means I can grab a gun then go out and pick fights with random dangerous-looking people. Once they've overpowered me (I'm not much of a fighter), I can shoot them dead and say I was defending my own life. Then I can find someone else, pick a fight, get the shit kicked out of me and shoot them too. Lather, rinse, repeat, and all the goons I can shoot with no consequences. Sounds like a great system.
Telling us he's found a loophole for legalized murder

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So many tasty memories from the Trayvon thread. Duppin meltdowns too!