Charlie's Angels (2019)

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Malakriss

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If it's a fact it's not a stereotype, it's reality. The reality is they made something no one wants to see and lost money on it.
 
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Chukzombi

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And the retard writer/director Elizabeth Banks says men are to blame.

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she may be right

which do men prefer?

this
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or this?
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this
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or this?
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ohkcrlho

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How about... I don't know.... MAKE A GOOD FUCKING SCRIPT???
 
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Sevens

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Well at least this is an originally female IP, Would almost support this movie just for that fact.
 

Mahes

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So is Charlie a woman in this version? Charlie has always controlled the Angels. Even if the Angels were badass, they were controlled by a man. So I guess in this version Charlie is a woman?
 

Sanrith Descartes

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And the retard writer/director Elizabeth Banks says men are to blame.

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The new mantra for the SJW generation. I dont have the take responsibility for my movies. It's either great or men hate women/alphabet people. The fact the movie may suck dick better than the director/writer isn't considered an option. Binary choice is good except when discussing genders.
 
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Gavinmad

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I actually think Stewart looks hotter with the dyke cut. Wonder what's wrong with me.
 
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Xarpolis

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Well, you're gay. If anything, that latino chick (the tan one) in the first picture looks pretty hot. I don't even know who it is, but she has a nice body.
 

spronk

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The one in the middle. I could easily spill a batch to her.

i'm with you, black chick looks fine as hell with that toned tummy and great titties and nice lustrous long hair

anyone who thinks Kirsten Stewart is looking hot is definitely gay, she literally looks like a man in that shirt and haircut

hard to judge the hispanic on those pics, she looks like a small asian man in that tracksuit
 

iannis

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50 million.

They made the original series for booze money, basically.

You can keep putting lipstick on a pig, but try to make it less expensive lipstick.

Banks had a 20 dollar idea that she sold for 50. Do the movie, just do it cheaper.
 

Sanrith Descartes

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Look at the talent differences between the actresses. This lot is just a trio of stiffs. Write a good script, direct it well and put good actors in it and no one gives a shit about female leads. Look at the cast 8n Oceans 11 (the original with Frank or the remake with Clooney) vs the cast in Chick's 11. How many Oscar's and Oscar nominations are in the Clooney cast? And the Frank cast was basically everyone who was anyone in Hollywood back then.