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Charlie's Angels (2019)
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There was a line in "Russian Doll" (bad, by the way) that said something to the effect of: "
A generation of artists were wiped out by Aids and we barely talk about it
Maybe that explains "Charlie's Angels" new movie. There is just no creativity or talent for writing movies any longer. Either that or it is a poorly written machine-learning algorithm which puts together what it believes would make a good movie; meshing social justice, left leaning politics, female leads and direction, action, conflict, etc and then drafts a piece of unholy horse-shit (because it is a bad algorithm).
Seriously it triggers me that a studio would even consider funding such a clearly irredeemable shit-show! Who the fuck wants to see this?
Complete waste of money and a more complete disconnect with what the masses and the genteel consider entertainment.
A generation of artists were wiped out by Aids and we barely talk about it
Maybe that explains "Charlie's Angels" new movie. There is just no creativity or talent for writing movies any longer. Either that or it is a poorly written machine-learning algorithm which puts together what it believes would make a good movie; meshing social justice, left leaning politics, female leads and direction, action, conflict, etc and then drafts a piece of unholy horse-shit (because it is a bad algorithm).
Seriously it triggers me that a studio would even consider funding such a clearly irredeemable shit-show! Who the fuck wants to see this?
Complete waste of money and a more complete disconnect with what the masses and the genteel consider entertainment.
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Chukzombi
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that vagina logo is so funny. they really needed to make this film a straight up comedy.
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Gavinmad
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khorum
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She released it opposite Ford vs. Ferrari and expected to beat it with the female quadrant---which is precisely SEXIST.
Ford made 31 million over the weekend, which beat expectations by almost 50% and cost only slightly more. And no, at least the studio was smart enough to risk its exposure to about half of the budget....the other half was financed by others including the video game company Perfect World.
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Fucker
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“If this movie doesn’t make money it reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies.”
So, just another witless twat that blames others for her inability to put together a good film? The theaters have been full of movies with women as leads, did she not notice? Does she not know who the fuck Sigourney Weaver is, or Uma Thurman or dozens of other women that packed theaters all over the world for decades? Someone should tell her not even women went to see the movie.
Hell, the other woman-as-lead film this year was Alita, and it pulled in $400,000,000. Her Charlie's Angles film will be lucky to recoup productions costs.
So, just another witless twat that blames others for her inability to put together a good film? The theaters have been full of movies with women as leads, did she not notice? Does she not know who the fuck Sigourney Weaver is, or Uma Thurman or dozens of other women that packed theaters all over the world for decades? Someone should tell her not even women went to see the movie.
Hell, the other woman-as-lead film this year was Alita, and it pulled in $400,000,000. Her Charlie's Angles film will be lucky to recoup productions costs.
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Fucker
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Angerz
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I wish Annihilation had performed better, because that was a nearly entirely female cast, in a good movie (I really liked it anyway), and I would say about 0% of the marketing or hype for the movie brought up this fact.
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Sterling
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I mean, I'm sure it's fine for what it is. Not like the original or the first reboot was anything but some silly bullshit anyways. Anyone going into something like this expecting Schindler's List is a retard and gets what they deserve.
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The Drew Berrymore remakes were actually fun to watch, and very self-aware of exactly what they were. They also had a strong "girl powa" vibe without having to shove it in your face. They didn't talk about being badass (that I recall), they just were.
These SJW retards don't want to be bothered to SHOW how awesome their female movies are, they just want to to TELL you. Way less work, and no talent required. And you're a shitlord if you can't appreciate their vision, even if it ends up being ass.
These SJW retards don't want to be bothered to SHOW how awesome their female movies are, they just want to to TELL you. Way less work, and no talent required. And you're a shitlord if you can't appreciate their vision, even if it ends up being ass.
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Did I miss a memo stating that men are required to fork out $$$ for entertainment that doesn't entertain them? Looking at boxoffice numbers, I guess a whole bunch of women missed a similar memo as well.
Movie score: didn't-even-bother-downloading out of 10. Go watch F vs. F instead.
Movie score: didn't-even-bother-downloading out of 10. Go watch F vs. F instead.
Chukzombi
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if it was a comedy and wasnt marketed as anti male, it would have at least made back its budget. show some titties and smile. this is what happens when you dont grow up on skin-amax.
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Bbc a sjw shit hole had this to say
www.bbc.com
Charlie’s Angels review: ‘Bland, witless and ludicrous’
Elizabeth Banks’s reboot of this old franchise is “grimly unimaginative” and “tediously formulaic”, writes Nicholas Barber.
www.bbc.com
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