Charlie's Angels (2019)

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Slaanesh69

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Chukzombi said:
she may be right

which do men prefer?

this
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or this?
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this
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or this?
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For one hot minute Stewart looked delectable in the preview with the long, blonde hair. She's actually a decent looking woman, but she is so "fight the man" that I really feel like she tries to dump it up on purpose. When she is made up with the long blonde locks before telling us all that she can do anything better than a man and then going all kung-fu, she was super hot.

But that dyke haircut is fucking repulsive.

And besides Stewart, aren't the other two just diversity for diversity sake and lost in the mediocrity of it all?
 
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Do you know why the original show worked? Hot bitches on Tv.

Do you know why the reboot movies worked? You had three very famous actresses at the time. Lucy Lieu is the only one i thought was hot but she was a popular star at the time. And Diaz and Barrymore were A list at the peak of their fame.

Now this gets made with one star who hasn’t been in anything popular in 6 years, two nobodies, and Elizabeth Banks who is B list at best. An a trailer that explains nothing story wise.

What was supposed to draw people in?
 
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If this movie was made with Kerry Washington, Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson this would have made 50 million this weekend
 
Sanrith Descartes

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Fadaar said:
Really? Mia Khalifa? I hope that's not personal taste or if you're going purely for big name draw because oh god seeing her try to do action scenes sounds hilarious.
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Was making it diverse. Going for the SJW porn viewer.
 
Rengak

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Breakdown said:
Do you know why the original show worked? Hot bitches on Tv.

Do you know why the reboot movies worked? You had three very famous actresses at the time. Lucy Lieu is the only one i thought was hot but she was a popular star at the time. And Diaz and Barrymore were A list at the peak of their fame.

Now this gets made with one star who hasn’t been in anything popular in 6 years, two nobodies, and Elizabeth Banks who is B list at best. An a trailer that explains nothing story wise.

What was supposed to draw people in?
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I'll go so any dumb movie if the trailer looks good. The trailers for this were really, really bad.
 
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jayrebb

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Khalifa has a bigger social media presence than all of those women combined. Shes a major influencer and does Kim Kardashian/ Kylie Jenner tier of likes and engagement per post.

While she has less followers, her engagement is A lister celebrity status on par with the top influencers on IG.

Shes a juggernaut. So it's not so much about personal taste as it is her brand is a phenom. Fadaar Fadaar
 
Chukzombi

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it would have worked better as a comedy, i cant take those shrimpy girls seriously, they barely qualify as women, let alone competent badass fighting wiminz.
 
Sanrith Descartes

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jayrebb said:
Khalifa has a bigger social media presence than all of those women combined. Shes a major influencer and does Kim Kardashian/ Kylie Jenner tier of likes and engagement per post.

While she has less followers, her engagement is A lister celebrity status on par with the top influencers on IG.

Shes a juggernaut. So it's not so much about personal taste as it is her brand is a phenom. Fadaar Fadaar
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And she has a great rack and by all accounts isnt afraid to show it on film.
 
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Lanx

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Breakdown said:
Do you know why the original show worked? Hot bitches on Tv.

Do you know why the reboot movies worked? You had three very famous actresses at the time. Lucy Lieu is the only one i thought was hot but she was a popular star at the time. And Diaz and Barrymore were A list at the peak of their fame.

Now this gets made with one star who hasn’t been in anything popular in 6 years, two nobodies, and Elizabeth Banks who is B list at best. An a trailer that explains nothing story wise.

What was supposed to draw people in?
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i selectively only remember the mask cameron diaz
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i still don't understand how she got less hotter with every successive movie she was in.
 
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Angerz

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Sanrith Descartes said:
And she has a great rack and by all accounts isnt afraid to show it on film.
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She only did porn for a few months and has parlayed into quite a bit of fame, even years later. She did a podcast with DeFranco and it was pretty interesting how much she has made off the pittance she earned doing porn for such a tiny amount of time
 
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Angerz said:
She only did porn for a few months and has parlayed into quite a bit of fame, even years later. She did a podcast with DeFranco and it was pretty interesting how much she has made off the pittance she earned doing porn for such a tiny amount of time
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Yeah she monetized her 15 minutes of fame pretty well. And I still say she is a better actress than Kristen Stewart.
 
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