Charlie's Angels (2019)

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Fucker

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Rather than having a story, the film has a string of rote action sequences, and each of these sequences goes the same way: Bosley tells the Angels where the villains are; the Angels stride into wherever they need to be, in their impractical designer outfits; they make a mess of things; and the villains escape. The Angels also manage to assault and /or murder various innocent bystanders while they’re at it, so if the film had any morals it would have ended with the three of them in prison.
 
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Chukzombi

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Fucker said:
Rather than having a story, the film has a string of rote action sequences, and each of these sequences goes the same way: Bosley tells the Angels where the villains are; the Angels stride into wherever they need to be, in their impractical designer outfits; they make a mess of things; and the villains escape. The Angels also manage to assault and /or murder various innocent bystanders while they’re at it, so if the film had any morals it would have ended with the three of them in prison.
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see, now they made it sound kinda cool.
 
MusicForFish

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Hard passing this one.

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Goatface

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Arbitrary said:
"Original pitch" in that you want to do a gender swapped version of an existing the Universal Studios story The Invisible Man which was based on a story by HG Wells?
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i should have linked the whole story, but Universal already has a Invisible Man movie set to come out in Feb 2020. story said there won't be in connection between the 2.
 
Fucker

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Goatface said:
i should have linked the whole story, but Universal already has a Invisible Man movie set to come out in Feb 2020. story said there won't be in connection between the 2.
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She's 45 years old. That alone makes her invisible to every male below the age of 80.
 
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Oldbased

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This movie has broken my record for quickest nope in history.
Saw it was on HBO, didn't even know they had rebooted it again. Made it 5 minutes before Hollywood SJ bullshit was thrown in the face. Stopped the movie and sent 4 angry emails and asked to speak to the HBO manager. Congrats Hollywood!
 
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