Harshaw
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Oh yeah, I forgot about those.We have already had 2 Maleficent movies that did well.
This cast has an Emma, another Emma and an Emily. That must have been a confusing set.
Title: Cruella
Tagline: Hello, Cruel World.
Genre: Family, Comedy
Director: Craig Gillespie
Cast: Emma Stone, Emma Thompson, Paul Walter Hauser, Joel Fry, Emily Beecham, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Chloé Booyens, Bern Collaço
Release: 2021-05-26
Plot: The evil exploits of Cruella de Vil, the villain from 101 Dalmatians.
maybe not everyone on the set is on a first name basis with those actors.This cast has an Emma, another Emma and an Emily. That must have been a confusing set.
For dinner?Wait til somoene finds an emma stone tweet where she loves dogs. The horror, the horror.
I like how the trailer was dancing around the fact that this characters main goal is to FUCKING SKIN PUPPIES
Disney Exec: Hey, let's put out a new movie!The book of Wicked is clever and really flips everything in the Wizard of Oz on its head, the musical is a musical so meh. Or Cobra Kai, just checking out of of Daniel's perspective and getting Johnny's is enough to make a really interesting story. But the story has to come first.
Pinhead is a decent example, in the movies anyway haven't read the books yet. But he's fucking terrifying. Every question they answered, or attempted to, muted that horror a little. Their thinking is "oh people love Pinhead, let's give them what they want" not understanding that the last thing people want is to get backstory of Pinhead and to explain who he was as a human etc. Fuck all that, he should be butchering and fucking his was across various dimensions, he's an act of god, when they make him a person they kill the movies.
To be fair, the Oz books themselves also flip everything in the Wizard of Oz on its head.The book of Wicked is clever and really flips everything in the Wizard of Oz on its head,
"We live in a society... that doesn't want me to skin puppies..."villains aren't interesting except as a secondary character and antagonist of the hero. Once you try to make the whole thing about them, you humanize them and make them more boring unless they get a villain of their own. especially using superficial and one dimensional characters like cruella or maleficient.
Disney is a symptom of the creative spirit in general in western civilization. look at Blizzard or most other triple A gaming companies, just churning out cheap variations of tired old IPs. Remakes and cannibalizations galore these days.
"We live in a society... that doesn't want me to skin puppies..."