Animosity
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Big Phoenix
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The cheapest option on hinge/bumble both run about $30-40/month.
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Borzak
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Get sick. Apparently it's a big turn on for some women. Of course a female friend of mine that is a nurse says they are all moving in on me to fulfill that misery movie scene. Personally I think my friend is getting back at me when I told her the reason I never asked her out is there is only room for one asshole in a relationship and that's me. Otherwise we are a LOT alike and have been for a long time which kind of scares me. She always says what is on her mind, much like me. That and she's a big bass fisherman. And an asshole.
Mr_Bungle
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I lurked for years, time to change that.
Some starter info, I'm on the wrong side of 25 and the median age in my state is about 55 the state of affairs is not hot my any means, including myself. I've got my own place with a stable job that I enjoy and pays decently enough. I definitely have some flaws. Not working out enough is a major one, I'm inconsistent with making time for meeting new people just for the sake of it and lastly I'm a sucker for someone in a tough spot seemingly out of their control.
Before I continue, I know I shat where I ate. I accept that I committed the cardinal sin.
I started dating this woman from my job a few years ago against my apprehensions (somewhere in the spring of 2022) but we work in separate departments. We both knew she had various ailments in conjunction with her MS coming and going into remission but wanted to forge ahead regardless. That never bothered me, I suppose that I found the idea of integrating my job (we work at a medical cannabis production facility) with my relationship at the time to be a healthy synergy. I had a heavy hand in taking care of the plants that were keeping her off heavier pain medications and allowing her to sleep through the night. I felt a sense of cooperation and ability to provide in a meaningful way.
Her folks adored me, cooked me dinner on several occasions invited me to events. Her younger sister who coincidentally played the role of "nurse" to my ex, fuckin hates my very presence. I think I pissed her off when I paid their electric bill one month. The "nurse" told me I was barred from staying the night because she wanted to play CoD the next morning in the living room topless... I had good chuckle at that one too.
Fast forward to the late Fall of 2022. I return from a 3 day trip to see some live shows and take a snooze on the couch. I suddenly awake to my ex coming inside and waking me up from a dead sleep. She is full cry face complete with runny nose, telling me that she basically made a mistake and needs "to do the selfish thing". My brain still turning on just accepted the news, but god damn did it hurt later. By New Years she flew back to CO to visit her ex BF who ends up getting fed up with her unable to move back fast enough and finds new tail. Meaning she's still stuck here.
To wrap this up, this broad still goes out of her way to say that she still loves me after all this time, while also giving me an advance notice that she's leaving the company. I am not her boss in any way I don't need to know. Fucking madness, I can't wait until she moves away for real this time lmfao.
Thanks for listening to my obviously inadept ramblings.
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Some starter info, I'm on the wrong side of 25 and the median age in my state is about 55 the state of affairs is not hot my any means, including myself. I've got my own place with a stable job that I enjoy and pays decently enough. I definitely have some flaws. Not working out enough is a major one, I'm inconsistent with making time for meeting new people just for the sake of it and lastly I'm a sucker for someone in a tough spot seemingly out of their control.
Before I continue, I know I shat where I ate. I accept that I committed the cardinal sin.
I started dating this woman from my job a few years ago against my apprehensions (somewhere in the spring of 2022) but we work in separate departments. We both knew she had various ailments in conjunction with her MS coming and going into remission but wanted to forge ahead regardless. That never bothered me, I suppose that I found the idea of integrating my job (we work at a medical cannabis production facility) with my relationship at the time to be a healthy synergy. I had a heavy hand in taking care of the plants that were keeping her off heavier pain medications and allowing her to sleep through the night. I felt a sense of cooperation and ability to provide in a meaningful way.
Her folks adored me, cooked me dinner on several occasions invited me to events. Her younger sister who coincidentally played the role of "nurse" to my ex, fuckin hates my very presence. I think I pissed her off when I paid their electric bill one month. The "nurse" told me I was barred from staying the night because she wanted to play CoD the next morning in the living room topless... I had good chuckle at that one too.
Fast forward to the late Fall of 2022. I return from a 3 day trip to see some live shows and take a snooze on the couch. I suddenly awake to my ex coming inside and waking me up from a dead sleep. She is full cry face complete with runny nose, telling me that she basically made a mistake and needs "to do the selfish thing". My brain still turning on just accepted the news, but god damn did it hurt later. By New Years she flew back to CO to visit her ex BF who ends up getting fed up with her unable to move back fast enough and finds new tail. Meaning she's still stuck here.
To wrap this up, this broad still goes out of her way to say that she still loves me after all this time, while also giving me an advance notice that she's leaving the company. I am not her boss in any way I don't need to know. Fucking madness, I can't wait until she moves away for real this time lmfao.
Thanks for listening to my obviously inadept ramblings.
Obligatory swiping pics
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Izo
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I think I say this on behalf of the whole board, especiallyIzo ...
Where are the pics of the MS Tits?
Mr_Bungle
over here, post the goodiesThe FOH naughty bits and tits thread
I'm over there as Herv again. Just tell me where to post my wife's tits... @Herv Right here, mate.
Mr_Bungle
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Chukzombi
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A woman I dated in the 90s and whom i was very serious about posted on Facebook today that her uncle died and the date of the wake. I haven't seen her in 14 years and talk to her occasionally on Facebook. Do I go and pay my respects or do I stay out of it?
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Chukzombi
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This is true. I knew a chick who I fucked a few times, but we talked dirty to each other on social media a lot. I told her, "next time I see you, I'm going to fuck you. I don't care where that is" so it turns out I wouldn't see her for like ten years. She moved away and I was busy. Years just went by. Last year my best friend's mom died and when I got to the wake. There is this chick I vowed to fuck. She got a lot heavier since I seen her, but I still wanted to fuck her. But that wasn't the right place or time. So yeah we chatted. Turns out she had like 2 more marriages and two sets of kids with each marriage in that time. I didn't want to be husband #4. So I noped out on the fucking, but we ended up making out in the funeral parking lot behind my car.
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Animosity
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According to Wedding Crashers, it’s better than weddings!
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Hoss
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You gunna make the next one pass a driving test before you get serious with her?
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Loser Araysar
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yea everyone wants to bang after a funeral. wear your finest black Undertaker fedora
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Chukzombi
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My life is suck. New girlfriend didn't last long. I never went to the wake cuz my friend guilted me out of it, saying for me to show up it would look tacky and weird. Then last week the previous ex calls me back. Actually apologizing for how shitty she treated me. Girl never apologized for anything before, but she tells me that the guy she dumped me for turned out to be a fucking devil worshipper and he put Santeria voodoo on all the jewelry he gave her. Cheap silver jewelry. Lol. Poor ass fuck. So of course she wants her white boy, Charlie back in her life cuz I treated her right and I'm not a Satanist who gives shitty jewelry. And I'm so bored that I took her back because there ain't anyone else in my life right now.
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Daidraco
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I mean, I feel for you in terms of understanding and at times, relating to not having anyone. But outside of companionship and easy sex, she's (and this is without knowing her of course) probably not worth the trouble. I think* you're older than me by a good 10+ years if Im not mistaken, so I cant quite relate. But I would assume that at your age, its not all that easy to find a woman thats single and stable. Hell, I think a lot of them have been cleared out by the time theyre in their late 20's. When you see a 40 year old dating a 28 year old, can best believe that the girl has other motives on her mind besides marriage and settling down.
But as usual, if you want someone better than the type of girls you constantly find yourself with - you have to look inward and improve. I've found wealth usually attracts a wealthier woman, so she might not be trailer trash but her parents are at least middle class. If you really commit to working out and eating healthy, you'll attract a like minded girl that at least watches her figure. If you dont drink heavily, you usually wont attract a heavy drinker etc. You'll find dreamers - the type that want to change, but dont have the will power to - and its left up to you to be strong about it and not make the wrong choice.
If you're really wanting to find new women though, you're going to have to cut off the old ones cold turkey. Block them on social media. Change your number if they get around the blocking. Go to different places they wouldnt be. Do different things that they wouldnt be doing. Take a hard stance against them if they show up on your door step. Without casting shade, just "be a man" about it. At the worst, you'll meet new women altogether and at least then you cant predict the outcome.
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Control
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You're a satanist who tells her to buy her own shitty jewelry?
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Chukzombi
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We're both older. Im 52 and Maria (not her real name)is 45. I've done the much younger girl thing. I was 40 and she was 25. It was fun for a while but we were too far apart in age to relate to stuff. But I gotta say that when I was sick in the hospital. The younger chick was the only one of all my exes who came to visit me. This girl I'm back with now was too busy with the devil worshipper. But whatever. I only dated her because I was lonely. And that's why I'm back with her now. I don't think love happens at my age anymore.