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Animosity
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Bragging about not banging a 50 year woman is quite the high point in life.
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Trying to keep up with this and his "I don't pay for porn just simp for Onlyfans thots" thread/cry for help is confusing as fuck. Legit have no idea which thread I'm in.
It's like if Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul were being broadcast at the same time and watching both each week. Except with none of the quality, obviously.
It's like if Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul were being broadcast at the same time and watching both each week. Except with none of the quality, obviously.
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Tmac
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Being unfamiliar with that thread, this thread makes way more sense.
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moonarchia
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That's one issue handled. Now just make sure you aren't husband #2 for her to get bored with and cheat on.
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pharmakos
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We slowed things down quite a bit already even before that. Just gonna give her space to figure her shit out.
Him leaving her first probably hurts my chances in the short run, but makes the odds of the long run happening a little better. She didn't say much about it but I could tell it caught her really off guard. I know how it can feel in that situation, even if you wanted to leave someone, no one wants to be left. Probably felt like a gut punch.
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I haven't really dated in quite a few years at this point. Friend has been harassing me to talk to one of her friends because she thinks we'd be perfect.
What the fuck do you even talk about these days? Small talk is zdslkjfazs;ldkjfa. That's probably why I haven't dated in so long, fucking small talk.
What the fuck do you even talk about these days? Small talk is zdslkjfazs;ldkjfa. That's probably why I haven't dated in so long, fucking small talk.
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pharmakos
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Catholic divorcee woman took a bunch of time off work and has been down back home in Uruguay for like a month. Wouldn't be surprised if she's trying to keep her daughter down there instead of facing divorce court in the States. She says she's coming back but yeah who knows. So that ship has likely sailed.
pharmakos
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Genuinely just talk about the things that interest you. And if she doesn't like when you do that, then stay single. You're the prize, she's the contender.
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Seananigans
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Small talk sucks dude. It's all about finding someone who meshes with your personality and humor. If that's a natural match, the small talk takes care of itself.
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Oblio
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At this age you know what you want in a partner.
Be honest tell her you are not looking to waste her time or yours. Meet for coffee, if you are attracted to her tell her your likes dislikes, preferred sex frequency etc. Your financial goals and comfort zone on spending for monthly/annual entertainment vacations etc. If you lay it all out it the open she will have a few choices...
1. Lie and say she is everything you want. The truth will become obvious in a short matter of time
2. Say she doesn't meet your criteria and says thanks for the coffee
3. Gets offended by your honest list, if this happens you dodged a bullet up front. If she doesn't want honesty and straightforward communication at this stage in life then she can fuck right off.
4. Becomes a fuck buddy with no strings attached
If anything every happens to my wife this is will be my approach, because I do not have time or the patience for anything but honesty from my GF/Wife etc.
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Seananigans
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pharmakos
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No need to go into desired sex frequency on the first date unless she starts bringing up sexual topics. Body language can tell a woman a lot about how sexual a guy is, she doesn't necessarily need a verbal confirmation.
First date is more for just general get to know you stuff I think. It's for just generally determining attraction and compatibility in the day to day sense. Second date or third date is when you broach into discussion about whether the long term would work out.
First date is more for just general get to know you stuff I think. It's for just generally determining attraction and compatibility in the day to day sense. Second date or third date is when you broach into discussion about whether the long term would work out.
Oblio
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Okay maybe the 2nd date for the sex stuff, but think it is important she gets a very clear understanding of you who you are and what you are about right up front. I would do my best to ask the right questions to understand what she is all about.
Who am I kidding though, if anything happens to my wife I will probably just fly to Prague 2-3 times a year and fuck hookers for a week. Would probably cost less than a relationship with an American girl in her 30s-40s.
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Khane
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I'm not sure there is a more pointless question to ask than "What is your desired sex frequency". There is no answer to that question.
If you like blowjobs and think man, it would be great to get blowjobs like once a day, and then meet a woman who gives you the best fucking blowjob of your life, you''re probably... suddenly... going to want them like 12 times a day. That's how sexual desire works. There's not some rigid mathematical formula.
A woman is going to be inclined to participate in, and even initiate, sexual activity if you're enticing her into it by giving her what she wants in that department and exciting her.
Asking her how often she likes to have sex is probably a signal to her that you don't understand sexual chemistry and what drives that desire... more than anything else.
If you like blowjobs and think man, it would be great to get blowjobs like once a day, and then meet a woman who gives you the best fucking blowjob of your life, you''re probably... suddenly... going to want them like 12 times a day. That's how sexual desire works. There's not some rigid mathematical formula.
A woman is going to be inclined to participate in, and even initiate, sexual activity if you're enticing her into it by giving her what she wants in that department and exciting her.
Asking her how often she likes to have sex is probably a signal to her that you don't understand sexual chemistry and what drives that desire... more than anything else.
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Oblio
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Pardon me if you are the last person on this forum next to Big P that I would ever take relationship advice from. That said I did back off the first date comment, but in all honesty why waste your time on a dozen dates if the sexual compatibility isn't there?
Once money and kids are not an issue sexual frequency is the the biggest driver for relationships to go south. I know my needs/wants and due to life/work/kids etc there needs to be a minimum amount of times per week that are scheduled. My wife and I have x amount scheduled per week, more often than not we exceed that amount but it gives us something to look forward to and and gets us on the same page. When the kids are out of the house I am sure we will drop the scheduled nights, but for now it is a reality. We have been together for 25 years.
Khane
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We are talking dating advice. Not marriage advice my friend
But if you think scheduled sex is normal and good from the outset of dating I don't know what to tell you
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Animosity
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This pretty much sums up why you are the worst person to offer dating advice.
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