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Slaythe

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I tried to watch this after Breaking Bad on Sunday. LOL. Didn't make it too much past the opening credits.
 

Musab

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I really wanted this season to be better...Now It's just background noise until Ray Donovan comes on.
The writers and actors have just given up on this shit like the rest of us.
 

Lenas

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Everything about the last episode was BAD.

Edit - except all the tits. I just remembered all the tits.
 

Szeth

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Yeah but I have this weird thing in my head where I want Masuka to bang her, because he deserves a dime. I can't shake it.
 

geffe71_sl

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That crime scene was a joke. "Hey, let's invite everyone in to walk around and talk. Oh, there's Deb, let her right through even though she is not Miami Metro anymore. While where at it, lets talk to the boyfriend and best friend mere feet from the body."

You guys have corrupted me, i can no longer turn a blind eye to the outrageous of this shows incompetence

looks like they went full on "who gives a fuck" for the final season. Probably Harrison is the brain surgeon (i joke), it'll be Elway
 

Void

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So Vogel is the Brain Surgeon? She got started studying psychopaths because she is one? That's the only thing that makes sense with what happened. And if so, did she get upset with the kid (I forget his name) and try to frame him so that Dexter would kill him, and when he didn't, she went ahead and did it herself? The only other possibility for killing Cassie is Quinn, but much as he's a shitty cop I really don't believe he's that kind of a killer. If they do make it him, I'll be even more disappointed. Which leaves Vogel, or some person we haven't seen (or at least been given any indication they are important) this season. Which would be stupid too.
 

Silence_sl

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So Vogel is the Brain Surgeon? She got started studying psychopaths because she is one? That's the only thing that makes sense with what happened. And if so, did she get upset with the kid (I forget his name) and try to frame him so that Dexter would kill him, and when he didn't, she went ahead and did it herself? The only other possibility for killing Cassie is Quinn, but much as he's a shitty cop I really don't believe he's that kind of a killer. If they do make it him, I'll be even more disappointed. Which leaves Vogel, or some person we haven't seen (or at least been given any indication they are important) this season. Which would be stupid too.
This season answers the question none of us asked: What does shit flavored ice cream taste like?
 

Lanx

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the only thing exciting about this episode was the preview for the next one... lem is back on tv (from the shield) that is literally it... for the whole season. not even miranda/hannah can save this show.
 

Void

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Maybe Masuka's daughter is the Brain Surgeon! She weaseled her way into a lab assistant job so she could steal evidence like Dexter does!

Well, she's into crystals and whisking away bad juju, which is almost as bad as murder, so it fits.
 

Golt_sl

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My early guess was Vogel too, but it could be someone unannounced I guess. Yeah, i almost thought it was Quinn framing Zach but brutally murdering some innocent woman does seem to go too far, maybe that was also the brain surgeon trying to fuck with Dexter.. dunno at this point. I mean i've kind of accepted the way the show has degraded some, but i'm still thoroughly entertained. Asking Hannah to stay is definitely going to blow back on Dexter pretty badly I feel.
 

Terial

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This season answers the question none of us asked: What does shit flavored ice cream taste like?
Shit flavored frozen yogurt
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geffe71_sl

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Vogel looks like the most likely candidate for being the brains surgeon, but she looked surprised when she saw the specimen jar at the end. I had to watch the scene again to make sure what her facial expression was because she has that permanent scowl. The preview elludes to it being someone else, but like i said before, the writers seem to have a "who the fuck cares its the last season" mentality.