Tmac
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Yeah, I was doing this w a buddy and maxing out 8 bags in a run w a typical run being 6 bags.
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Yeah, I was doing this w a buddy and maxing out 8 bags in a run w a typical run being 6 bags.
Burnem Wizfyre
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RNG is RNG I went 3 in a row no shrine or packs, next one I got 3 shrines and one was cursed had nearly 20 bags and 4 legendary ones.
Burnem Wizfyre
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Yep and now with mercenary coming in the expansion all we need is set armor and we have d3 with fat ugly characters.
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Vorph
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To be fair, it's just not fat, ugly characters. There's also skinny bitches with the chest of a 10 year old boy and dudes that look like they'd fuck the bear druid.
Burnem Wizfyre
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Burnem Wizfyre
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Shame I’ve got all classes leveled, complete 925 gear at 55 would have been fun. The rogue sorc and necro already destroyed mobs 40 levels above them in NMD leveling glyphs.
Lost Virtue
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Anyone have a set of sorc gloves with +frozen orb? Having 0 luck getting one to drop or gambling for one.
GuardianX
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It's so fun to tune back into this thread every so often to see people arguing over the flavour of the shit smeared on the cock they are gagging on regarding the constant state of this game and the "Teams" behind it.
I look forward to checking this thread in another 3-6 months to chuckle lightly to myself. The only shock I have is that Foler isn't playing this given his proclivities.
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rhinohelix
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I am having a super good, no, GREAT time and then they roll out this $90 horse armor reminder that no, Blizzard is still a shit company that is completely stakeholder driven and this is a short reverie driven by Last Epoch and POE2.
50/50 that they go back to fucking it up in 2/3 seasons. They can't keep the mask from slipping forever.
Also 50/50 that I buy the XPAC as I level my 4th character this season to 100. 25/75 that I buy a deluxe or better version. Damn that cute dog.
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Aazrael
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I did buy the Battle pass version for the main game but the Battle pass has been pretty lackluster so far so will just get the Basic Expansion pack whenever I have time to play it.
No idea how the new class will work but it does not sound very hype.
No idea how the new class will work but it does not sound very hype.
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Daidraco
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My only gripe is that the reason we dont have Paladins is because Blizzard Employee's "Feel responsible for adding new ways for players to play the game"... which is just a load of shit. I mean Im sure this class will launch like any other class in a Blizzard game. Where the class is OP as fuck for the first 1-3 major patches/seasons and then they nerf it to the fucking ground and take a shit on it. People will bandwagon on the class while its OP and then whine when it gets nerfed for the next 5 years.
But why the fuck not a witch doctor? This Tora jungle or w/e is their fucking hood, isnt it? Just because we get a Paladin, or a Witch Doctor, or a Monk - does NOT mean that they have to play like the Diablo 3 variant. These devs are so fucking annoying because they have zero fucking imagination and are one dimensional as hell. How obvious it is that most of the ideas they've implemented and the shit that theyve "rethought" has been almost a 1:1 copy that some popular streamer has talked about. Ie. Someone elses fucking ideas and not their own. I'm willing to bet though, that this classes character creation will give the ability for us to create a female character that isnt some fat fucking stocky cannon ball. But if they do make them ugly again, I'm just going to laugh.
As for the size of the map - theyre just adding the Tora Jungle (or netanyahu (nehantu?) or w/e the fuck theyre calling it). On one hand, I feel like the map is going to be HUGE when the game has some age. But they need to clarify if the expansion is launching with how many actual zones that is. Because the Tora jungle, depending on the map, is just the left side of the peninsula going down. Not that I actually thought I would get any real "bang" for my buck with Blizzard - but I am looking at what we're actually getting as far as content. Mercs, pets, and class designed by rainbows and lacks any testosterone what-so-ever is not all that interesting to me.
But why the fuck not a witch doctor? This Tora jungle or w/e is their fucking hood, isnt it? Just because we get a Paladin, or a Witch Doctor, or a Monk - does NOT mean that they have to play like the Diablo 3 variant. These devs are so fucking annoying because they have zero fucking imagination and are one dimensional as hell. How obvious it is that most of the ideas they've implemented and the shit that theyve "rethought" has been almost a 1:1 copy that some popular streamer has talked about. Ie. Someone elses fucking ideas and not their own. I'm willing to bet though, that this classes character creation will give the ability for us to create a female character that isnt some fat fucking stocky cannon ball. But if they do make them ugly again, I'm just going to laugh.
As for the size of the map - theyre just adding the Tora Jungle (or netanyahu (nehantu?) or w/e the fuck theyre calling it). On one hand, I feel like the map is going to be HUGE when the game has some age. But they need to clarify if the expansion is launching with how many actual zones that is. Because the Tora jungle, depending on the map, is just the left side of the peninsula going down. Not that I actually thought I would get any real "bang" for my buck with Blizzard - but I am looking at what we're actually getting as far as content. Mercs, pets, and class designed by rainbows and lacks any testosterone what-so-ever is not all that interesting to me.
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Tmac
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Yeah, their battle pass stuff is really terrible lmao. It’s prob some woke ass artist lead that wants to go for believable and effeminate over cool.
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Daidraco
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Same problem New World had with its armors. Feminine as fuck and more often ugly than not. But I dont think D4's armors are "that" bad. Just the free ones are absolute garbage. In my head, I think its just a result of the type of people that would be hired in those positions. A tattoo artist that comes up with some really fucking wild designs that I would kill to have in a game.. the good ones are making really good fucking money. My buddy from High School in SW Virginia of all places was bragging cause last year was the first year he made more than 200k. He takes appointments 6 months to a year out for example. In comparison to someone that designs armors for a video game that likely makes 80-90k a year in a high COL area. Just a night and day difference and you get what you pay for. I dont remember tattoo artists making anywhere close to that in the early 2000's and before.
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