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Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things
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I dunno, nothing in the gameplay trailer seemed particularly objectionable except how bad the person playing it was. It was very on-rails and pretty brain-dead, but it was presumably an intro of some sort.
Not for me though, if I found ADHD jumping around standing in and out of flashing circles fun I'd still be playing WoW.
Not for me though, if I found ADHD jumping around standing in and out of flashing circles fun I'd still be playing WoW.
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Caliane
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Bioware pioneered "romances" with baldurs gate, and "sex scenes" with mass effect. of course, this isn't the same bioware... but, mass effect also was marketed on the sex scenes at the time.
I nevered like that shit in games. its always so forced and weird. its always annoyed me bioware games leaned into it more and more. you can't even be friendly with npcs without suddenly they wanting to jump your bones. can't explore their backstories, without leading into the romance/sex.
Which is where the "pansexual" bullshit comes in. it removes any identity of these characters. They become even less of a character, and more of a masturbation object.
wrath of the righteous. Daeran being bi? yeah, that checks out. Sosiel? gay. he will shoot you down, if you play a female. Cameilia dudes. good luck.
I nevered like that shit in games. its always so forced and weird. its always annoyed me bioware games leaned into it more and more. you can't even be friendly with npcs without suddenly they wanting to jump your bones. can't explore their backstories, without leading into the romance/sex.
Which is where the "pansexual" bullshit comes in. it removes any identity of these characters. They become even less of a character, and more of a masturbation object.
wrath of the righteous. Daeran being bi? yeah, that checks out. Sosiel? gay. he will shoot you down, if you play a female. Cameilia dudes. good luck.
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Daidraco
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For as much as I like the older Mass Effects - that part where they make you attend that fucking Birthday..(?) party? That shit was just awful. All it does is show the social ineptitude of the developers of that shit because .. shit, theres no better word for it. It was just "cringe."
But this? Everything in that gameplay trailer is awful and I'd have the same attitude towards it even if it was a white main character, even if it was a different company, even if that cinematic trailer had never came out, even if all the characters were straight, etc. etc. Its just bad. lol
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combat looks like shit b/c they are still using, the same frostbite3 engine from inquisition
a game from 2014
what other game has famously used this engine?
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Daidraco
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I didnt know that, but I should have guessed. Thats like Fallout and the Creation Engine. Just move the fuck on already.
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...and in a surprise to no one:
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Dragon Age: The Veilguard Romance Details Revealed, Including Confirmation That All Companions Will be Pansexual - IGN
Yes, you will be able to romance any companion regardless of your character's gender in Dragon Age: The Veilguard, the game's director confirms — and yes, there will be nudity: "It gets pretty spicy."www.ign.com
“Playersexual” companions are a thing because players want them. Heterosexual players as an actual majority I would guess
Because let’s be honest…the majority of guys playing going for romances are either your ideal self male character hooking up with female characters, or your ideal wife/girlfriend female character hooking up with other female characters. “SLR” was a term even back in the EQ1 era
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Leilana in dragon Age Origins was Bisexual, because she was a fully fleshed out character and it made sense. Whats his name, the gay elf? he was gay. actually I dont remember if you could romance him as a female or not cus I never played a female character but dude was definitely a twink power bottom doubt he went for the ladies. The rest were heterosexual characters.
Whatsherface in Mass Effect (3?) was a lesbian and could only be romanced by female characters. again it matched the character and made sense. tons of examples like this throughout bioware games and games in general. I mean after all, ALL forms of non-heterosexuals make up less than 3% of the combined total of the population.
Making every character bisexual, ie able to be romanced by either of the only 2 genders that exist, is just fucking lazy and the writing/character development definitely suffers from it.
Making every character some bullshit made up "pansexual" is just lazy ass pandering virtue signaling and 1000% guaranteed every single part of the game suffers from having people like that involved in the project.
hard fucking pass.
Whatsherface in Mass Effect (3?) was a lesbian and could only be romanced by female characters. again it matched the character and made sense. tons of examples like this throughout bioware games and games in general. I mean after all, ALL forms of non-heterosexuals make up less than 3% of the combined total of the population.
Making every character bisexual, ie able to be romanced by either of the only 2 genders that exist, is just fucking lazy and the writing/character development definitely suffers from it.
Making every character some bullshit made up "pansexual" is just lazy ass pandering virtue signaling and 1000% guaranteed every single part of the game suffers from having people like that involved in the project.
hard fucking pass.
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Gay elf would do girls (Zefram? Zepher? Zebulon?). I quite accidentally ended up with him. I remember thinking the whole thing escalated rather quickly
I was trying to remember the other games but my memories are too fuzzy.
I wonder how Stardew does it? I fell hard for Abigail in that one. She was so mysterious and lovely. She made a few comments like "I don't ordinarily like girls but you are special. No homo" so maybe they are all "pansmexual"
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All the worst parts of Dragon Age writing were a result of David Gaider being promoted to lead. He was so invested in spreading his degenerate agenda that DA2 even retconned any decisions made by the player in DA:O/A that he didn't approve of.
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If you mean Zhevran his sexual orientation was manslut, he was definitely not gay. You could have a threesome with him and Leliana and an orgy with those three + Isabella.
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Maybe in part, but they mostly include shit like that because players complain otherwise or keep demanding it. It's one of those "gameplay experience overrides other factors" so players don't feel forced to make certain gameplay choices purely because the meta game requires it. At least when it comes to the romantic fantasy stuff.
If Baldurs Gate 3 had it so Karlach could only be romanced by a tiefling warlock, Lae'zel a drow ranger, and Shadowheart a gnome monk, people would be annoyed because in order to progress in those romances, they'd have to play a specific race and class that they may otherwise not want to play.
Cyberpunk 2077 was a good example of this in action: Judy only went for female V, Panam for male V. It is consistent for their characters, but players got annoyed because if a male V player found Judy more attractive they were SOL and same for Panam if they played a female V.
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Caliane
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thats the kind of shit that we need to gatekeep. removes any character identity.
"I want to experience victory without having to experience any challenge" resulting in easy mode, story mode, giant hand holding arrows telling you were to go, yellow climb me paint, and so on.
same logic.
there is no reward, if you remove all obstacles. the reward in a challenge is the satisfaction of solving it. if these retarded "romance" bullshit, if the npc will just fuck you no matter what, whats the point? hell, why even make you jump through dialogue checks? (I suppose most don't.. thats one of the issues... just talking to them results in "lets have sex")
"I want to experience victory without having to experience any challenge" resulting in easy mode, story mode, giant hand holding arrows telling you were to go, yellow climb me paint, and so on.
same logic.
there is no reward, if you remove all obstacles. the reward in a challenge is the satisfaction of solving it. if these retarded "romance" bullshit, if the npc will just fuck you no matter what, whats the point? hell, why even make you jump through dialogue checks? (I suppose most don't.. thats one of the issues... just talking to them results in "lets have sex")
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I think baldurs gate 3 just gave up and let everyone fuck anyone. Its consistent with their fuck it approach to racial attributes where they just let all races have the same stat bonuses. They caved to player bitching because nerds cant handle their preferred whatever being relatively weaker. I suspect this is what da is doing here - not trying to push some sexual agenda so much as just removing any limitation so they dont get bitched at for gatekeeping.
Its shit. Bg3 romance is heaping dogshit despite how good the game is. Bg2 romance seemed more meaningful when you could pop out a baby and have it kidnapped and shit.
The other problem is that the entire game industry has catered to horny coomers and having softcore porn embedded and seemingly unavoidable doesnt real scare anyone off, its so normalized, while tons of people will be more likely to pick up a game that has it, so as devs its just free money to throw in sex bullshit.
Its shit. Bg3 romance is heaping dogshit despite how good the game is. Bg2 romance seemed more meaningful when you could pop out a baby and have it kidnapped and shit.
The other problem is that the entire game industry has catered to horny coomers and having softcore porn embedded and seemingly unavoidable doesnt real scare anyone off, its so normalized, while tons of people will be more likely to pick up a game that has it, so as devs its just free money to throw in sex bullshit.
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Daidraco
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I mean gahhhhh damn bro. Let some fat ugly ass nerd have his fucking hey-day in a video game. Trying to tetris this shit out, whats wrong with you?
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haha, it's the oprah approach
you get to fuck morrigan
and you get to fuck morrigan
everybody fucks morrigan!!!
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We all know a Morrigan in real life and yes, please. May I have another. That clean, sexy gothic look is primo.
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Except it isn't a challenge in that situation, it's a prerequisite that is determined before you ever start playing the actual game. Your point might stand if there was a difficult and hard to find way where Miss Hotty McGothpants will agree to scissor your female character even though she only goes for male characters normally, for example.
Baldurs also makes some relationships harder to fully finish. Shadowheart is probably main example - she doesn't throw herself at you like a lot of the other characters do and you basically have to do a bunch of correct things/choices and find some special items in acts 1 and 2 or you basically will get locked out of it when act 3 rolls around. That's a better way of doing it: Your actual gameplay actions during the game determine whether or not you can unlock it with the character, not what you decided to make during character creation before you even get to play the game.