Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Daidraco

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If Jesus was alive today you'd all cry that he was woke as fuck. I also strongly doubt he and Nietzsche would get along.

Anyway, this game looks gay and not the good kind.
No, he wouldnt. What's woke is that belief. As the fucking Bible has been edited countless times since his death. You start to realize just how cucked out and manipulated the Christian religion has become when you compare the older versions of the Bible to the King James versions and similar. Aristocracy between the Church and Royalty did this for a number of reasons, but most notably so the populace would stop having fucking Jubilee's where the townsfolk drags them in the fucking streets.

But its whatever, I know my view point isnt going to change your view point. Just wish I could go back to being a naive little fucking prick that was audacious as fuck. Far before the veil was at least partially lifted on Politics, Government and Religion.
 
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Regime

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Army Multiply GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

So….

whose preordering this?
 
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Burns

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If I had a seedbox I might have superseeded it for a month out of spite, but I haven't played Dragon Age since they shit the bed with 2.
 
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Izo

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Probably get it once it hits 80% off like the others.
 
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Phazael

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I am someone who pre-ordered the other three and enjoyed them enough to play them a second time at least. I am not even monitoring news on this one now. They had the Dread Wolf setup and the story is going full on woke shitshow. The graphics actually somehow regressed. And the gameplay just looks...... awful. And any time I am even slightly tempted, I just remember how bad ME Andromeda was and any urge too get this vanishes instantly.
 
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1987

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I'm surprised nobody posted the "Madam's apple" shots yet

I didn't save em, but they showed up in the FSR a few days ago.
 

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I'm surprised nobody posted the "Madam's apple" shots yet

I didn't save em, but they showed up in the FSR a few days ago.
Comments like this make me hope the urbandictionary version of AI defeats all the other AIs and goes on to conquer humankind.

What's this thread about?
 

mkopec

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I thought it would be but it's 3rd on steams top sellers as of yesterday. I don't know how they determine that algorithm though.
Yeah wait until the reviews come in, lol. Bioware was one of the first to be infected with the woke mind virus, and im pretty positive this is just a continuation.
 

TJT

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No, he wouldnt. What's woke is that belief. As the fucking Bible has been edited countless times since his death. You start to realize just how cucked out and manipulated the Christian religion has become when you compare the older versions of the Bible to the King James versions and similar. Aristocracy between the Church and Royalty did this for a number of reasons, but most notably so the populace would stop having fucking Jubilee's where the townsfolk drags them in the fucking streets.

But its whatever, I know my view point isnt going to change your view point. Just wish I could go back to being a naive little fucking prick that was audacious as fuck. Far before the veil was at least partially lifted on Politics, Government and Religion.
Ignorant atheists are ignorant.

If you were to edit the Bible, today or 1000 years ago, your edited version would be limited. You would have had no means of editing all of the already existing bibles spread across the realms of the world. When scholars of the church inevitably get around to comparing your version to their versions they would see how far you deviated. They do this today and have done this for, well, 2000 or so years.

The King James you mention is a Protestant bible made for the Church of England. It has 66 books following the Protestant tradition. Comparatively the Catholic and Orthodox have 76. Scholars have spent lifetimes trying to understand the intent behind translations to certain languages and the original meaning. As just a small example Saint Paul wrote his epistles in Greek but he was not a particularly good Greek scholar and his "bad Greek" was noticeable.
 
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TomServo

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Ignorant atheists are ignorant.

If you were to edit the Bible, today or 1000 years ago, your edited version would be limited. You would have had no means of editing all of the already existing bibles spread across the realms of the world. When scholars of the church inevitably get around to comparing your version to their versions they would see how far you deviated. They do this today and have done this for, well, 2000 or so years.

The King James you mention is a Protestant bible made for the Church of England. It has 66 books following the Protestant tradition. Comparatively the Catholic and Orthodox have 76. Scholars have spent lifetimes trying to understand the intent behind translations to certain languages and the original meaning. As just a small example Saint Paul wrote his epistles in Greek but he was not a particularly good Greek scholar and his "bad Greek" was noticeable.
The more I study christian history the more I turn toward pre Vatican 2 catholicism and orthodoxy.
 
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Aazrael

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I'm surprised nobody posted the "Madam's apple" shots yet

I didn't save em, but they showed up in the FSR a few days ago.
I got it on my drive still, can repost here!

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Aazrael

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Also seems to be high on the list, BBQ+ and everything.

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Aazrael

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lol, user-defined tag LGBTQ+. Troll or no troll?
I dont remember me ever setting up a user defined tag. I dont even know what that is. Unless I misunderstood your post and it's not on my end.

If it is I need to do sone digging in my settings for sure!
 
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Hekotat

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Yeah wait until the reviews come in, lol. Bioware was one of the first to be infected with the woke mind virus, and im pretty positive this is just a continuation.

You think this would be a big enough warning, it's the FIRST tag in the line, meaning the RPG aspect is taking a backseat to an agenda.

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EDIT: looks like Aazrael Aazrael beat me to it.
 
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Vorph

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You think this would be a big enough warning, it's the FIRST tag in the line, meaning the RPG aspect is taking a backseat to an agenda.
Based on the early reports the RPG aspect is taking a backseat to 'action' as well. I've even seen people making gameplay comparisons to Guardians of the Galaxy.