Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Rajaah

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The explanation is that nobody who has an understanding of female anatomy thinks she has a penis.

I know what a mons pubis looks like, dillweed.

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Hers is a bit pronounced, especially on the character select (which I can't find a picture of now) to the point of resembling a tucked bulge.

Either way, this is something I care about 0% about, so carry on hating on the Dragon Age game or whatever you guys are doing in here.
 

Homsar

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I haven't played it but the character design looks like shit in both those games
 

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Mons pubis was a fun zone in luclin.
 
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I'm surprised rajaah knows what a dick is. Dude is a stone cold idiot.
Go read the folper thread to cure yourself of that preconception.
 
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I like the dude but he comes up with the most unbelievable takes from time to time. You don't even have to play SF6 to know that some of Cammy's poses are so fan servicey that it's clear the only way a dick could be down there is if she had a pocket dimension to hide it in. The same poses in her classic costume could easily be from the POV of a gynecologist.
 
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Rajaah

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I like the dude but he comes up with the most unbelievable takes from time to time. You don't even have to play SF6 to know that some of Cammy's poses are so fan servicey that it's clear the only way a dick could be down there is if she had a pocket dimension to hide it in. The same poses in her classic costume could easily be from the POV of a gynecologist.

Yeah I was referring to the character select screen mainly. The SF6 character select screen is basically a pocket dimension to the rest of the game. It's got trans flag colors blasting across it and it's full of super-feminine-posed male characters and super-masculine-posed female characters, plus Cammy standing there with a big ol' bulge sticking out.

In pretty much all other SF6 art / promotional pictures Cammy looks like a regular chick and yeah a lot of them are gynecologist-level fanservicey (which is cringey in its own right).

I'm surprised rajaah knows what a dick is. Dude is a stone cold idiot.

All these years and I still don't know who the fuck you are.
 
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from the image it looks like a partially flayed arm. I choose not to investigate any further.
Im pretty sure you're correct, in that its where the surgeon takes skin grafts from the biological females thigh or forearm and creates a dick with the clitoris as the head of the dick? I think? When you read about it, it reminds me of the mid 1900's Russian Experiments and shit. Attaching a Dog's decapitated head to another Dog, and all that crazy shit, for example. I dont see it as a transition, but body mutilation.
 
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I know what a mons pubis looks like, dillweed.

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Hers is a bit pronounced, especially on the character select (which I can't find a picture of now) to the point of resembling a tucked bulge.

Either way, this is something I care about 0% about, so carry on hating on the Dragon Age game or whatever you guys are doing in here.
We call it "Mont de Vénus" in French. (Venus's mont.)

Also there is sometime the dimple of Venus in the back.
 
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Caliane

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.. yeah. he isn't wrong..
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jesus, this all sucks. what did they do to street fighter? these designs and models fucking blow. gay and look like playdough.


juri has a bigger bulge. haha. I think its just that grey outfit makes it standout weird.
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Homsar

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Yeah Honda is one of the only ones that isnt complete shit, the alternate designs are better just still trash
 

Gavinmad

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The prominent pubis is not uncommon among pervy/fan servicey Japanese character artists. Yall might have a point if she was more androgynous but even her default costume is unmistakably feminine.
 

Rajaah

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.. yeah. he isn't wrong..
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jesus, this all sucks. what did they do to street fighter? these designs and models fucking blow. gay and look like playdough.


juri has a bigger bulge. haha. I think its just that grey outfit makes it standout weird.
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Oh good, someone besides me sees this patently obvious thing. Was starting to think I was being doped with hallucinogens when I tried SF6, or something.
 

Homsar

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They are pretty much all shit, I don't what one is the worst. I didn't even know about them until this thread. Also where is a lot of the classic characters? These new ones look super gay