Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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I had to think long and hard about this. And while I wouldn't ruin a better thread, since this one is already pretty fucking gay, why the fuck not?

If sex robots were real, I'd like to think one of mine would look like prime-age Gina Carano w/ a roughly 8-inch cock. But an equivalent Cammy would be an acceptable backup option if that wasn't available for licensing reasons.
 
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Homsar

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I like these derails, hop over to the Joker thread. When the conversation goes off the rails you know the product is shit
 

Penance

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Of course not, Capcom only likes to fuck their fans.
Pretty sure this started when Oni left, or maybe he left because it started. Capcom was one of the original nickel and dimers with costume packs and character pack DLCs since, I want to say, SF x Tekken?
 
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Penance

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I had to think long and hard about this. And while I wouldn't ruin a better thread, since this one is already pretty fucking gay, why the fuck not?

If sex robots were real, I'd like to think one of mine would look like prime-age Gina Carano w/ a roughly 8-inch cock. But an equivalent Cammy would be an acceptable backup option if that wasn't available for licensing reasons.
Surprised Wait What GIF
 
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Daidraco

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lol what does rape have anything to do with it?

arousal from physical intimidation is no different for guys, or else this gif wouldn't be funny

futurama fry GIF
Thats not the same, bro. Nowhere near. Getting off, sure. But the fantasy? Not even close.
 
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