Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Mist

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Bandwagon said:
Yes. I enjoy roughly 80% of your forum contributions
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I had to think long and hard about this. And while I wouldn't ruin a better thread, since this one is already pretty fucking gay, why the fuck not?

If sex robots were real, I'd like to think one of mine would look like prime-age Gina Carano w/ a roughly 8-inch cock. But an equivalent Cammy would be an acceptable backup option if that wasn't available for licensing reasons.
 
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Homsar

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I like these derails, hop over to the Joker thread. When the conversation goes off the rails you know the product is shit
 
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Gavinmad said:
Of course not, Capcom only likes to fuck their fans.
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Pretty sure this started when Oni left, or maybe he left because it started. Capcom was one of the original nickel and dimers with costume packs and character pack DLCs since, I want to say, SF x Tekken?
 
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Penance

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Mist said:
I had to think long and hard about this. And while I wouldn't ruin a better thread, since this one is already pretty fucking gay, why the fuck not?

If sex robots were real, I'd like to think one of mine would look like prime-age Gina Carano w/ a roughly 8-inch cock. But an equivalent Cammy would be an acceptable backup option if that wasn't available for licensing reasons.
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Surprised Wait What GIF
 
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Daidraco

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Mist said:
lol what does rape have anything to do with it?

arousal from physical intimidation is no different for guys, or else this gif wouldn't be funny

futurama fry GIF
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Thats not the same, bro. Nowhere near. Getting off, sure. But the fantasy? Not even close.
 
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Penance

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What if I just want to be smothered to death insides Sydney Sweeney's tits?
 
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