Dragon Age: Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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Only if you suck her 8 inch cock first.

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Rajaah

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I had to think long and hard about this. And while I wouldn't ruin a better thread, since this one is already pretty fucking gay, why the fuck not?

If sex robots were real, I'd like to think one of mine would look like prime-age Gina Carano w/ a roughly 8-inch cock. But an equivalent Cammy would be an acceptable backup option if that wasn't available for licensing reasons.

Cock length is a detriment beyond a certain point because all it does is punish the woman's cervix. Not being able to go as deep as you want is lame. Not sure why there's a cultural fascination with length to begin with.

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Cock length is a detriment beyond a certain point because all it does is punish the woman's cervix. Not being able to go as deep as you want is lame. Not sure why there's a cultural fascination with length to begin with.

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Cock length is a detriment beyond a certain point because all it does is punish the woman's cervix. Not being able to go as deep as you want is lame. Not sure why there's a cultural fascination with length to begin with.

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Huh this is pretty bizarre:
'Access journalism' isn't really bizarre or unexpected at all coming from EA and DEIoware. Anyone with even a tiny amount of critical thinking ability knows this game is going to make Andromeda look like ME2, so of course they only want reviews from people who've either drunk the Kool-aid or who are small enough to be too scared of losing access to not shill for them.
 

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One review got pushed accidentally and it is an okayish. Wonder if denying anyone a review code who might be negative plan works out for EA.

 

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Evidently Return to Form means DA2. A lot of that review sounds like all the bullshit wrong with DA2.
 
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Skill up's review is pretty damning.



Mortismal is positive about it.

“I don’t need coffee, adrenaline is enough”
“Speak for yourself!”

At 1:07 in the first video.

LMAO that lame ass office jokes are part of the characters scripts.
 

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Not sure what you incels are laughing about. Isn't stimulation more about girth anyway? Length is mostly a visual turn-on for chix rather than practical. Like a dude with a 14-inch dick isn't gonna be using much of it.
 
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Rajaah

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Damn that game does look gay as fuck. Good luck to you who venture forth into this world.

I'm really over this "soft modern artstyle" whatever it's called. I'd take back the 2000's WoW aesthetic over this baby-soft boringness they call modern game art.
 
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